Well, mostly female. See, there was this time where I was escorting a Fed unit to a remote area I'd previously explored... unexpectedly, some of the fauna were actually being controlled by a parasitic metavirus (later named "beer"). This virus was splashed onto me, and I was rushed to the Fed's medical ward. They had to inject me with the very genetic sequence of my most horrendous enemy - and the ultimate enemy of the "beer" virus - man. In the process, this man-ccine altered my DNA, giving me many of the same characteristics as that race. Now, as a creature of halves, I am doomed to wander Metroid forums, repeating my sordid tale and occasionally launching research stations into planets.
...Or something like that. Ask again after I've supplied more sugar to my brain.
Ugh. VBA feels so clunky - it really shows off that slowdown effect that was discussed on some other thread. Maybe it's just my box and not the program...
I think I may just go all commando-elite down to my mother's house and sneak out RoS through the central air ducts.