What is this ??? (Maybe spoilers)

GreenMamba

2004-12-09 09:56:36 pm

What luck, there's french fry stuck in my beard.

I get a Christmas suit when I set my GC date to December 25th. And I unlocked the Triforce, too. Suck it, bitches.

RT-55J

2004-12-09 11:50:33 pm

Armor Guardian

What does the Christmas Suit do? Make you be able to survive in the Grinch World?

I have the Napoleon Dynamite warp disruptor. It lets me teleport to Preston, Idaho.

Morgenstern

2004-12-10 12:01:56 am

Quote from RT-55J:

Morgenstern wrote:
I'm a monster

I just discovered you're the final boss in my copy of the game. I'm talking about the one after the Chimera whatchamacallit during the 1 minute escape sequence from Obsidian-Pink Aether. I the stinkin' escape sequence was just 1 second longer I could beat the game; but no, Retro decided to make my copy impossible to beat.

So you got past me in the Obsidian-Pink Aether by warping to Idaho? C'mon, I'm not THAT hard to beat, at least, when you know what I'm weak against. Twisted Evil

Fine...I'll just tell you how. I'm diabetic(for real), so just set your GC date to Dec 25th like GreenMamba did, get the Christmas suit, which you actually get from U-Mos, who reveals his true identity: S-Claus. Then your Power Beam is converted to the Candy-Cane Beam, load me down with their sugary goodness, I'll try and counter this by taking some insulin, O.D., and die of insulin shock. Oh, missles also become popsicles.

Why in gods name did I just take the time to type that up?

[quote="RT-55J"]Morgenstern wrote:
I'm a monster

I just discovered you're the final boss in my copy of the game. I'm talking about the one after the Chimera whatchamacallit during the 1 minute escape sequence from Obsidian-Pink Aether. I the stinkin' escape sequence was just 1 second longer I could beat the game; but no, Retro decided to make my copy impossible to beat.[/quote]

So you got past me in the Obsidian-Pink Aether by warping to Idaho? C'mon, I'm not THAT hard to beat, at least, when you know what I'm weak against. :twisted:

[spoiler]Fine...I'll just tell you how. I'm diabetic(for real), so just set your GC date to Dec 25th like GreenMamba did, get the Christmas suit, which you actually get from U-Mos, who reveals his true identity: S-Claus. Then your Power Beam is converted to the Candy-Cane Beam, load me down with their sugary goodness, I'll try and counter this by taking some insulin, O.D., and die of insulin shock. Oh, missles also become popsicles.[/spoiler]

Why in gods name did I just take the time to type that up?

RT-55J

2004-12-10 12:23:55 am

Armor Guardian

Morgenstern: You're forgetting that I only have one minute to escape and that it takes 40 seconds to get to you, 15 seconds to kill you, and 5.1 seconds to reach the escape portal.

EDIT: Nevermind, the Candy-Cane beam kills you in 5 seconds.

airdevil

2004-12-10 02:20:32 am

Quote from RT-55J:

What does the Christmas Suit do? Make you be able to survive in the Grinch World?

I have the Napoleon Dynamite warp disruptor. It lets me teleport to Preston, Idaho.

Is Preston, ID where Napoleon Dynamite was from? I always thought it had another name. Oh well...

I'd also like to point out how far this topic degraded! Fantastic work, team!

RT-55J

2004-12-10 10:06:10 am

Armor Guardian

Quote from airdevil:

Is Preston, ID where Napoleon Dynamite was from? I always thought it had another name. Oh well...

Yes, Napoleon Dynamite takes place in Preston, Idaho.

Quote from airdevil:

I'd also like to point out how far this topic degraded! Fantastic work, team!

Good job Private airdevil.

airdevil

2004-12-10 01:56:12 pm

Now let's start talking about alcohol. Because, and let's be honest, as gamers we all know the values of drinking while playing...

Just joking of course.

We don't want to influence any of our younger forum users to do illegal things...

Morgenstern

2004-12-10 07:06:57 pm

Quote from airdevil:

We don't want to influence any of our younger forum users to do illegal things...

We don't? But they have to learn that anything they do is positivly infulenced by alcohol! Samus perfectly mimics how drunk you are, and lemme tell ya, she is a MEAN drunk.

GreenMamba

2004-12-10 08:38:36 pm

What luck, there's french fry stuck in my beard.

We have younger forum viewers?

RT-55J

2004-12-10 08:42:00 pm

Armor Guardian

Quote from GreenMamba:

We have younger forum viewers?

Duh! What else would mangadood be...

GreenMamba

2004-12-10 08:45:06 pm

What luck, there's french fry stuck in my beard.

A... Manga Dude?

RT-55J

2004-12-10 09:04:32 pm

Armor Guardian

EDIT: *yoshi thunk* Now now...