The coming of the Apocalypse

2010-06-08 08:42:53 pm

Not impossible

just highly unlikely

http://movies.ign.com/articles/109/1095682p1.html

If this is true, then it's pretty much the final nail in Metroid's increasingly shit-filled coffin. I guess we'll always have Super and Prime...

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arkarian

2010-06-08 08:48:49 pm

red chamber dream

seems impossible that today's nintendo would ever allow that.

Opium

2010-06-08 08:53:58 pm

That is absolutely disgusting.

Kharay1977

2010-06-08 09:09:57 pm

Just... no. No, really... no, I tell you! No!

*tries to erase the possibility from his mind*

AJAX

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AJAX: 2010-06-08 09:15:00 pm

2010-06-08 09:13:15 pm

“Well done is better than well said”

Just by the context clues of the article tells me it is complete bullshit.(please be the case) I wouldn't put it past SyFy though. (Didn't they Have something to do with that ridiculous movie BloodRayne)? Dear god, please don't let Metroid be a SyFy movie.....A 200 million doller major motion picture is what i had in mind.LOL

rekameohs

2010-06-08 09:16:02 pm

Anywhere, everywhere

If you read the article, it's clear that it's just a joke.

Quote:

The movie, rumored to be directed by famed director Uwe Boll will feature a wise cracking ethnic Metroid played by the fat kid from good burger."

tomatobob

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tomatobob: 2010-06-08 09:48:19 pm

2010-06-08 09:47:54 pm

One shall stand, one shall ball.

Quote from AJAX:

Dear god, please don't let Metroid be a SyFy movie.

I would unironically watch the hell out of that.

Prime Hunter

2010-06-08 09:54:44 pm

SyFy original movie? AH, RUN AWAY! ...but I'd still see it at least once because it's Metroid.

And I'm betting it's highly unlikely that Nintendo would let Boll anywhere near one of their franchises, given his track record.

tomatobob

2010-06-08 10:01:12 pm

One shall stand, one shall ball.

SyFy Originals are always fantastic movies.

SANOJSIEMANYM

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SANOJSIEMANYM: 2010-06-08 10:54:40 pm

2010-06-08 10:54:26 pm

Defenitely. But I'm not freaking out, thats for sure. I love to watch SyFy movies, as they COULD be possible. Like a genetically enhanced Mosquito for instance, LOL

Quietus

2010-06-09 05:02:02 am

Super Secret Area - Dead Ahead!

To claw back some sanity from this haemorrhagic abomination, we could always hold out for this instead. I thought it actually looked halfway decent for a game tie-in. We'll see...

TheGreenManalishi

2010-06-09 05:18:35 am

Fuck off is this ever happening. I don't even see why it warrants an IGN shit-stir of an 'article'.

Mista_Smegheneghan

2010-06-10 07:58:20 am

Ready to internet!

"Update: It's bullshit!"

Well, that's the end of that then.

Super KB

2010-06-10 09:52:14 am

ϟ

lmao
i thought i've seen everything

Mista_Smegheneghan

2010-06-11 09:47:00 pm

Ready to internet!

Quote from Super KB:

lmao
i thought i've seen everything

Peanuts garnished lightly with gingers which then explode into a cloud of magic that convert nearby objects into pasties.

Have I out-done you?

Super KB

2010-06-26 05:40:46 pm

ϟ

um...what?

Idkbutlike2

2010-06-26 09:02:02 pm

I don't think that's what he meant by "everything," Mista.

Mista_Smegheneghan

2010-06-26 11:00:08 pm

Ready to internet!

Quote from Idkbutlike2:

I don't think that's what he meant by "everything," Mista.

<<What do you mean? I don't understand.>>

Samus's boyfriend

2010-07-02 06:40:37 pm

METROID. IS. AWESOME!

I wouldn't mind having an anime about Metroid or an anime movie but I don't want to see a movie where it's real if you know what I mean because the actor's image would define Samus's real-life image. I'm not talking about her cartoonish but still hot 2-d and 3-d images.

Kharay1977

2010-07-02 06:44:27 pm

Quote from Samus's boyfriend:

I wouldn't mind having an anime about Metroid or an anime movie but I don't want to see a movie where it's real if you know what I mean because the actor's image would define Samus's real-life image. I'm not talking about her cartoonish but still hot 2-d and 3-d images.

I can't imagine you keeping your user name for very long. ;)

ryu

2010-07-02 07:44:35 pm

Quote from Kharay1977:

Quote from Samus's boyfriend:

I wouldn't mind having an anime about Metroid or an anime movie but I don't want to see a movie where it's real if you know what I mean because the actor's image would define Samus's real-life image. I'm not talking about her cartoonish but still hot 2-d and 3-d images.

I can't imagine you keeping your user name for very long. ;)

I was also about to ask him if he#s sure he wants to stay with that username lol

Poision Envy

2010-07-03 06:40:11 am

Club 27 Goals

Also, shouldn't it be "Samus' boyfriend"?

Kharay1977

2010-07-03 07:04:08 am

Quote from Poision Envy:

Also, shouldn't it be "Samus' boyfriend"?

Yes.

BioSpark

2010-07-03 12:12:34 pm

works either way afaik. it's not like samus is plural so that it has to be s' at the end.

Prime Hunter

2010-07-03 01:00:01 pm

I was taught to end any name ending in S with s', not s's. (Seeing as my name ends in S that's how I've always remembered it.)