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Izo
2005-01-31 02:42:08 pm
soaking through
Quote from Skreemaster:
The secret message of Fusion is...

*gets captured by federation troopers and tied up in a room where the walls are made of computer screens connected to Adam and made to watch 100 years of unskippable cutscenes about X parasites moving up and down and occasionally possessing a hornoad or two which immediately die*

100 years later...

...I think I've forgotten.


And been horribly traumatised?
tomatobob
2005-01-31 11:46:51 pm
One shall stand, one shall ball.
I bet he'd like to know what they did to him while he was watching the unskipable cutscenes, actually maybe not.... >_>
Skreemaster
2005-02-01 09:30:46 am
I'll be back. Maybe...
No, they didn't do anything to me. They tried to spend as little time in Adam's room as possible... I somehow managed to escape... or maybe I'm still hallucinating from the sanity pills...
Snytbaggen
2005-02-01 09:36:41 am
Maybe you just fell asleep in front of your computer and had a horrible nightma...  *same thing happens to me*

*shocked* Oh my... *swallows*
Skreemaster
2005-02-01 10:21:19 am
I'll be back. Maybe...
Fusion... computer... EMU RAPE!!!! EMU RAPE!!!

... Wait a second...? Is it worth buying?
Yoshi348
2005-02-01 10:56:04 am
PAGE BREAKER
Ready and willing.
What? Fusion? Zero Mission? I'm not a good reference point, because I love everything. ;p
tomatobob
2005-02-01 09:14:11 pm
One shall stand, one shall ball.
Quote from Skreemaster:
No, they didn't do anything to me. They tried to spend as little time in Adam's room as possible... I somehow managed to escape... or maybe I'm still hallucinating from the sanity pills...


Heh heh, You'd like to think that wouldn't you?  Twisted Evil
Skreemaster
2005-02-02 03:31:23 pm
I'll be back. Maybe...
Quiet, fool! You know not what happens to those who endure the trial of Adam!

I am the only one who has ever returned. All the rest are dead. I have remembered the secret, due to lack of sanity pills once more. It is that Metroid Fusion is actually not a proper game at all, but it is a very early version of another game which somehow got into the hands of the debuggers. This means that every possible bug they could think of was destroyed from it. They also added Adam as revenge for all the SBs of the past. As it happens, they finished it at the same time as the real game, and somehow the two became confused. The overdebugged Fusion was released. A byproduct of this is that they spent insufficient time searching for bugs and glitches in Prime, hence many more bugs, especially the Whiteout and Blackout bugs.
tomatobob
2005-02-02 09:50:39 pm
One shall stand, one shall ball.
Quote from Skreemaster:
Quiet, fool! You know not what happens to those who endure the trial of Adam!


Don't I? Who do you think is behind all those tests?  Twisted Evil
ajbolt89
2005-02-02 09:54:53 pm
lol no way
...Batman?
tomatobob
2005-02-02 10:00:39 pm
One shall stand, one shall ball.
No, those tests started after the time warp that came after I accidentally wished myself to Wyoming, so incase you haven't guessed yet, it's me behind the tests... >_> I probably should not have said that...
SABERinBLUE
2005-02-02 10:19:16 pm
Cook of the Sea
Nibbler:  "...owing to your actions in the past which resulted in you becoming your own grandfather!"

Fry:  "Yep, I did the nasty in the pasty!"

Nibber:  "Verily..."
tomatobob
2005-02-02 10:45:18 pm
One shall stand, one shall ball.
Heh, something like that... Laughing