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2009-11-19 09:08:33 pm

Super Secret Area - Dead Ahead!

Quote from Opium:

A good friend knows how to listen. Knowing she has someone there who will always listen is a comforting thing when someone feels helpless.

^^What she said. She's already shared her troubles with you,which is usually a load off immediately, but knowing that you're there helps all the more.

Poision Envy

2009-11-19 09:28:56 pm

Club 27 Goals

Don't try to get TOO involved though, let her talk about it when she wants to talk about it. Other then that, Opium said it pretty well

Blarget2

2009-11-19 09:39:49 pm

man, this girl on this game completely fell in love with me, i mean down right has to be with me now and forever more.
im just sitting here thinking, "he has never even seen me, and is basing me on how i type." i think its vary pathetic if you ask me.

BioSpark

2009-11-19 09:40:44 pm

girl = he ?

Blarget2

2009-11-19 09:41:49 pm

Quote from BioSpark:

girl = he ?

that was just mean, of course its a she.

BioSpark

2009-11-19 09:42:40 pm

Quote from Blarget2:

"he has never even seen me, and is basing me on how i type."

Blarget2

2009-11-19 09:43:19 pm

Quote from BioSpark:

Quote from Blarget2:

"he has never even seen me, and is basing me on how i type."

typo.

ok this LIVE is creeping me out.

BioSpark

2009-11-19 09:44:05 pm

it's supposed to be like chat. this is the NEXT BIG THING man.

Blarget2

2009-11-19 09:44:24 pm

true.

Blarget2

2009-11-19 09:46:37 pm

oh shit Tbob is here

tomatobob

2009-11-19 09:57:20 pm

One shall stand, one shall ball.

Oh shit, urmom is here! Better get the roofies!

TailsLover

2009-11-19 09:59:08 pm

Merry Christmas

Is it ok for a guy to crave chocolate? I been craving for chocolate lately.

Idk if anyone knows this joke "Will you help my uncle jack off the roof?"

BioSpark

2009-11-19 10:07:38 pm

Quote from TailsLover:

Is it ok for a guy to crave chocolate? I been craving for chocolate lately.

i don't see why not.

Quote from TailsLover:

Idk if anyone knows this joke "Will you help my uncle jack off the roof?"

everyone has.

nn12000

2009-11-19 10:24:45 pm

Mister ...

I didn't know that joke, but it's not really something worth knowing anyways.

Poision Envy

2009-11-19 10:27:16 pm

Club 27 Goals

Quote from TailsLover:

Is it ok for a guy to crave chocolate? I been craving for chocolate lately.

Idk if anyone knows this joke "Will you help my uncle jack off the roof?"

better version: "Will you help my uncle jack off the horse?"

Toozin

2009-11-19 11:06:42 pm

Not impossible

just highly unlikely

Quote from TailsLover:

Is it ok for a guy to crave chocolate? I been craving for chocolate lately.

No, you're obviously defective.

Quote from TailsLover:

I need some advice. My friend Sarah was feeling down so I asked her whats wrong. Her dad is dead and her mom is having seizures and might die. I'm worried about Sarah, it's her only parent (she live with her aunts). Anything I can try to comfort her? Her dad was dead for awhile.

Just be there for her. Let her cry on your shoulder. And don't keep asking how she's doing and if she's okay. Provide her with a shelter of normalcy where she can hang out and have fun and not dwell on shit.

Basically, just be her friend. That's all she needs.

Terrization Zillion

2009-11-19 11:10:28 pm

Believe it or not that's actually a floppy disk.

Quote from TailsLover:

Is it ok for a guy to crave chocolate? I been craving for chocolate lately.

I crave chocolate and taco's all the times, but not both. Can you imagine Volcano Black Chocolate Jack Taco's? Ew.

Toozin

2009-11-19 11:13:58 pm

Not impossible

just highly unlikely

Quote from Terrization Zillion:

Quote from TailsLover:

Is it ok for a guy to crave chocolate? I been craving for chocolate lately.

I crave chocolate and taco's all the times, but not both. Can you imagine Volcano Black Chocolate Jack Taco's? Ew.

Sounds like someone has never had a Choco Taco.

It's a delicious ice cream treat, I believe by Good Humor, that sounds right up your alley.

Gaius_4

Edit history:

Gaius_4: 2009-11-20 02:03:07 am

2009-11-20 02:01:28 am

Quote from TailsLover:

Is it ok for a guy to crave chocolate? I been craving for chocolate lately.

Idk if anyone knows this joke "Will you help my uncle jack off the roof?"

(Is Chocolate gay?) Surprised

It depends on how you eat it. Cool

Take a candy bar, like a Snickers, rip it open and eat it like it's a tough piece of manly beef jerky. Be sure to chomp it with your mouth open like you're furious at it, and if any chocolate pieces get on your shirt... or the manly hairs in your chest - just ignore it. When you're done with the wrapper just let it fall to the floor/ground where you're at.

laugh new

About the uncle jack joke...

A long time ago I had to use some scaffolding to get up high to put something in a tree (long story, nevermind about that). At some point I had to take it apart and one scaffold(?) got stuck in another. So I used a hydraulic jack to try and separate them. For some reason I was telling my parents of what had been going on and I told them about how I had to get the 2 scaffoldings(?) apart... I said I had to jack it off. Crying or Very sad

Good thing we were in the car and I was in the back seat. After I said it I felt so awkward. (What's the code for that embarrassed smiley?) Confused

I can remember a few, but not that one. Mad

[quote="TailsLover"]Is it ok for a guy to crave chocolate? I been craving for chocolate lately.

Idk if anyone knows this joke "Will you help my uncle jack off the roof?"[/quote]

(Is Chocolate gay?) :eek:  It depends on how you eat it. :cool:  Take a candy bar, like a Snickers, rip it open and eat it like it's a tough piece of manly beef jerky.  Be sure to chomp it with your mouth open like you're furious at it, and if any chocolate pieces get on your shirt...  or the manly hairs in your chest - just ignore it.  When you're done with the wrapper just let it fall to the floor/ground where you're at.

:laugh:

About the uncle jack joke...

A long time ago I had to use some scaffolding to get up high to put something in a tree (long story, nevermind about that).  At some point I had to take it apart and one scaffold(?) got stuck in another.  So I used a hydraulic jack to try and separate them.  For some reason I was telling my parents of what had been going on and I told them about how I had to get the 2 scaffoldings(?) apart...  I said I had to jack it off. :cry:

Good thing we were in the car and I was in the back seat.  After I said it I felt so awkward.  (What's the code for that embarrassed smiley?) :???:  I can remember a few, but not that one.  :mad:

tomatobob

2009-11-20 02:25:42 am

One shall stand, one shall ball.

Quote from Gaius_4:

Be sure to chomp it with your mouth open like you're furious at it

No teeth man, that shit ain't cool.

Quietus

2009-11-20 04:31:51 am

Super Secret Area - Dead Ahead!

Quote from tomatobob:

No teeth man, that shit ain't cool.

Although it should be clarified, that no teeth also works fine - not so much for the chocolate.

tomatobob

2009-11-20 04:53:48 am

One shall stand, one shall ball.

That would take away from the joke.

Quietus

2009-11-20 04:56:44 am

Super Secret Area - Dead Ahead!

From his, yes, but not my extension of your extension of it. We are sooo rude - oh, the shame... Embarassed

Toozin

2009-11-20 05:35:11 am

Not impossible

just highly unlikely

Wait, are we talking about blowjobs or candybars now? I'M SO CONFUSED!

Quietus

Edit history:

Quietus: 2009-11-20 09:02:36 am

2009-11-20 06:27:32 am

Super Secret Area - Dead Ahead!

We're talking about blowing the 'candybars', obviously. Man candy. Called Snickers. Hope that clears it all up. The confusion, I mean, not the, err, never mind...

EDIT: Speaking of smut, how are you supposed to see this story in seriousness when it's headline on the main site says 'Staggering' rainfall in Cockermouth. That's just asking for it.