Quote from ThePhoneBooth:
A super Nintendo, and a two liter bottle of gatorade
bringin' death tom that hater Kraid
But pass the controller, put me in a room with Ridley so you could see what's hate
**** freestylin' ***** lets see you sequence break
What you got a faster time than me? That's a daydream.
bring your .44 ***** I'll strap a wavebeam.
I'll drink piss before I play an otha game
I'll be here all night until I mutha**** the muthabrain
what you suck too much? You could start wit' FAQs
You might get lost searchin for the 12 chozo artifacts
From '86 to '04, you gotta get with Nintendo if you on a Sega diet
**** it, stick with your Sonic, you aint the balls to go toe to toe with the Omega Pirate
I ain't crazy or paranoid, i aint outa my prime because I'm hering an echo
Thank god for oldschool and thank God for Retro
You can't become a legend over night, you gotta earn the status
These new games look the same like the rooms in Return of Samus
There's a basic logic you gotta learn; if you don't have the screw attack, you gotta walk around the glitch
if you find a punk talkin **** about Samus you gotta hound the *****
And you must report to GameFAQs immediately if you found a glitch
I'ma neglect my doors
Call me later, I'll be playing until the hours gone
Street lights go red, green, yellow, just like the orders of the doors
opened by the missle, super missle, and power bomb
Poetically, no playa betta then me
But **** a metaphor, lets talk about a meta Ridley
Lets talk about how close we were to Metroid eradication
Or how the space federation should pad the station
with extra security so the Space Pirates couldn't have gotten in
Samus is gonna capture the base and lock 'em in
And hack the motherbrain mainframe so it'll destruct itself
and if a metroid follows her out she'll raise the finger and tell it to **** itself.
bringin' death tom that hater Kraid
But pass the controller, put me in a room with Ridley so you could see what's hate
**** freestylin' ***** lets see you sequence break
What you got a faster time than me? That's a daydream.
bring your .44 ***** I'll strap a wavebeam.
I'll drink piss before I play an otha game
I'll be here all night until I mutha**** the muthabrain
what you suck too much? You could start wit' FAQs
You might get lost searchin for the 12 chozo artifacts
From '86 to '04, you gotta get with Nintendo if you on a Sega diet
**** it, stick with your Sonic, you aint the balls to go toe to toe with the Omega Pirate
I ain't crazy or paranoid, i aint outa my prime because I'm hering an echo
Thank god for oldschool and thank God for Retro
You can't become a legend over night, you gotta earn the status
These new games look the same like the rooms in Return of Samus
There's a basic logic you gotta learn; if you don't have the screw attack, you gotta walk around the glitch
if you find a punk talkin **** about Samus you gotta hound the *****
And you must report to GameFAQs immediately if you found a glitch
I'ma neglect my doors
Call me later, I'll be playing until the hours gone
Street lights go red, green, yellow, just like the orders of the doors
opened by the missle, super missle, and power bomb
Poetically, no playa betta then me
But **** a metaphor, lets talk about a meta Ridley
Lets talk about how close we were to Metroid eradication
Or how the space federation should pad the station
with extra security so the Space Pirates couldn't have gotten in
Samus is gonna capture the base and lock 'em in
And hack the motherbrain mainframe so it'll destruct itself
and if a metroid follows her out she'll raise the finger and tell it to **** itself.
I found this extremely amusing.
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