Chozo statue boss trick [locked]

2005-02-19 09:36:58 pm

lol no way

Quote from Supuh:

yay for shotguns

Off topic: THIS IS MY 100TH POST!!! WHEEE

Wait, so what does "yay for shotguns" have to do with "Chozo statue boss trick" that "THIS IS MY 100TH POST!!! WHEEE" doesn't?

RT-55J

2005-02-19 09:39:59 pm

Armor Guardian

Mr. Aran has a shotgun and says he'll kill you or something.

Supuh

2005-02-19 09:40:55 pm

dont ask, but aj, do me a favor and go under metroid1-> passwords-> pg. 3 , a password i found that actually works

Quote from Supuh:

AJbolt 89does notpwn thisR4

kraid, 202 missles, 5 energy tanks, suitless samus, wave and long beam, no morph ball exists, highjump and if you get a missle refill, it goes down to 130 missles Rolling Eyes

Quote from SABERinBLUE:

That's awesome.

More proof that he uses steroids.

Mr. Aran

2005-02-22 08:47:40 pm

everybody knows it's true

Look at my location thing for clarification, AJ

ajbolt89

2005-02-22 09:50:58 pm

lol no way

What's cool though is that if you were really beating me up, I know that like 2/3 of the board members here would omg back me up. I love this board. Also, the pass in my av. does work. Not my fault if it gives you superhuman abilities; I suppose that's a side-effect of having my name in it.

Mr. Aran

2005-02-22 10:44:46 pm

everybody knows it's true

Choose sides, people!

Yoshi348

2005-02-22 10:45:27 pm

PAGE BREAKER

Ready and willing.

I choose the "let's not veer this topic off course too much" side. SHMACK!

SABERinBLUE

2005-02-22 11:07:31 pm

Cook of the Sea

And, to clarify, I am kidding whenever I say that aj uses steroids, which is very often.

Aj uses steroids so he can press the buttons harder... Twisted Evil

ajbolt89

2005-02-23 01:24:47 am

lol no way

That doesn't make sense; pressing the buttons harder would require me to spend more time pressing down on them, and thus I wouldn't be able to fire quite as fast. Maybe "Aj uses steroids so he can press the buttons with the softness of a thousand doves and the swiftness of a whale".

Mr. Aran

2005-02-23 08:51:02 am

everybody knows it's true

or ninja

ajbolt89

2005-02-23 10:10:34 am

lol no way

What, am I the only one who thought whale was funny like 10 minutes after reading it? I didn't even mean to put it, I just thought "they're big, probably kinda fast too."

Chanoire

2005-02-23 12:38:56 pm

I thought it was funny, as did the person to whom I read it out loud. Much funnier than ninja, which is overused to the point of boredom.

Mr. Aran

2005-02-23 08:02:57 pm

everybody knows it's true

Fine, I'll just end this

-Mr. Aran shotguns Ajbolt-

SABERinBLUE

2005-02-23 08:19:15 pm

Cook of the Sea

Quote from ajbolt89:

That doesn't make sense; pressing the buttons harder would require me to spend more time pressing down on them, and thus I wouldn't be able to fire quite as fast.

Well, yeah, that's the point. It doesn't make any sense. 8)

Quote:

Maybe "Aj uses steroids so he can press the buttons with the softness of a thousand doves and the swiftness of a whale".

A plague on both your houses, for you have 'sploded my brain. :P