The Cantonbags04 Exaggeration Topic [locked]

Zeke

2005-09-02 12:00:35 am

Time bomb set get out fast!

Toozin is a Dalek? It explains so much....

Toozin

2005-09-02 12:00:44 am

Not impossible

just highly unlikely

CANTONBAGS IS SO GREAT THAT EVEN THE MIGHTY DARKSIDE TOOZIN WOULD POSSIBLY MAYBE SAY THAT HER INTELECT, THOUGH PUNY AND MORTAL, COMES A FRACTION OF AN IOTA OF BEING COMPARABLE TO MY OWN MIGHTY, WORLD CRUSHING UNIVERSE IMPLODING INTELECT. ALSO, HER BRAIN IS LIKELY VERY TASTY, WHICH I GUESS FROM EXPERIENCE, BEING THAT I HAVE EATEN HER BRAIN AND FOUND IT VERY TASTY.

Iced Plasma

2005-09-02 12:40:26 am

Cantonbags04 could make AOL not suck.. and THAT'S saying something

Mr. Aran

2005-09-02 12:52:32 am

everybody knows it's true

Quote from Toozin:

ALSO, HER BRAIN IS LIKELY VERY TASTY, WHICH I GUESS FROM EXPERIENCE, BEING THAT I HAVE EATEN HER BRAIN AND FOUND IT VERY TASTY.

Cantonbags Brains don't give a whole much of an appetite for me.

Yoshi348

2005-09-02 01:08:39 am

PAGE BREAKER

Ready and willing.

I have never been more ashamed to be in this forum, than I am right now. :(

supermpaddict

2005-09-02 08:06:17 am

Let me think of something to say... this might be a little shameful yoshi but it's Nate's cause; being in love with C. bags. And is c2k4 cantonbags04? But I don't find toozin scary, probably because I didn't know who he was til' my first 50(ish) posts.

Odylg

2005-09-02 08:23:23 am

I run this here hotel of an evening

i'm not scared of Toozin either

Light of Day

2005-09-02 08:27:10 am

I really don't know whether to be amused or scared by this topic. I like Cantonbags as much as the next guy, but this... this is just weird.

radu242

2005-09-02 09:20:56 am

I am n-not scared of T-Toozin

spineshark

2005-09-02 09:24:23 am

in the name of justice!

Quote from Yoshi348:

I have never been more ashamed to be in this forum, than I am right now. :(

You got Yoshi's Mask! Can this mask's powers of reason stop dozens of screaming fanboys (or worse...)? Probably not...but there's only one way to find out! Wear it with C.

I don't know that I believe I was being sarcastic. But I hope I was.

Mr. Aran

2005-09-02 09:24:57 am

everybody knows it's true

Quote from radu242:

I am n-not scared of T-Toozin

YOU KNOW IT, LIAR

radu242

2005-09-02 09:28:31 am

fine...
BTW that avatar really fit the subject (you know, the woman growling)

nate

2005-09-02 11:18:14 am

Cantonbags04 can fit so much data on one single-sided single-density disc that both the blu-ray and the hd-dvd people are running scared from the new "cb-dvd".

and just wait until she comes out with the double-density version.

archive.org on disc, anyone?

radu242

2005-09-02 11:34:43 am

CantonBags04 draws so detailed that she can draw the whole universe and if you look at it under an uber powerful microscope you could see atoms of the things, not the paper she's drawing on.

P.S: This topic reminds me of when I called her Ca<b>r</b>tonBags04, it was so funny!

Light of Day

2005-09-02 11:49:47 am

Cantonbags04 would have to adopt a new identity and hire armed bodyguards 24 hours a day before getting any peace and quiet on these forums.

Wait a second, that's not an exaggeration...

radu242

2005-09-02 11:57:54 am

Quote from Light of Day:

Cantonbags04 would have to adopt a new identity and hire armed bodyguards 24 hours a day before getting any peace and quiet on these forums.

Wait a second, that's not an exaggeration...

Yes it is, an under-exaggeration Mr. Green

MonsterERB

2005-09-02 12:45:26 pm

Cantonbags04 is even more awesome than Vin Diesel.
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Pat on the back for anyone who got that joke. Wink

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BTW - playing off a sub-theme that's been running through this topic, I'd just like to say that I'm sort of the "SCU version of Toozin". Over there, I've got over 3,000 posts, and my rank title is "The Lockinator", bestowed upon me for my adroitness in locking crappy spam topics and flamewars in the blink of an eye. Many a time, a n00bish post will be made, and an SCU vet will respond with "STFU n00b. You'd better pray Monster doesn't find this topic", or some such. I enjoy it greatly. Twisted Evil

At SCU, I eat n00bs for breakfast, spammers for lunch, and trolls for dinner. I floss my teeth with the souls of those who start flamewars.
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Perhaps Toozin and I should meet on a neutral forum somewhere and have a battle to test who is truly the most feared, evil moderator in the Metroid gaming world. Millzy and nate could sell the viewing rights for pay-per-view. Wink

Toozin

2005-09-02 03:06:15 pm

Not impossible

just highly unlikely

trh

2005-09-02 03:12:26 pm

Quote from MonsterERB:

Cantonbags04 is even more awesome than Vin Diesel.

NO!

Quote from Toozin:

Owned.

MonsterERB

2005-09-02 03:24:10 pm

Toozin, I was kidding. Wink

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I've got this reputation as the eater of souls, the kicker of all ass that needs to be kicked, over on SCU. From my limited time on m2k2, it seems like you have a similar reputation here. Now, I'm pretty decisive when it comes to modding stuff, so I think that's where the rep comes from. When I see a crap topic, I lock it. Simple. Somehow, "decisive" became equated with "fearsome" or "harsh". I think most people there know that I'm a very nice guy, and that the whole "Monster is going to eat you" bit is an act, but occasionally I'll get a PM from a new member saying something like, "OMG Monster, I accidentally double posted. Please don't ban me." And I realize... they're serious. The members who have been around for awhile know that I don't do that kind of stuff, but some of the new ones really do think that I just prowl the forums, waiting for someone to screw up so that I can ban/warn them. Most everyone has a good time with it, but I have to remind myself not to go TOO overboard with the "ferocious Monster" act, lest I make a newbie wet himself. Rolling Eyes

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Besides, I think a Metroid Prime speed running contest between Mills and nate would be much more worthy of a pay-per-view event. Twisted Evil

The loser has to turn in all of their Metroid games - except for Fusion.
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Back on topic:
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Cantonbags04 is so powerful, if she were a moderator she could lock a topic just by wishing it to be so. She could take a pile of VHS tapes and convert it into high quality embedded videos for the site in a matter of 2.1 seconds, just by doing the "I Dream of Jeannie" double-arm-smack-head-bob-thingy. She could update the site merely by thinking about what she wanted it to look like - and the site would recode itself for her, out of respect.

Toozin, I was kidding.  :wink:
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I've got this reputation as the eater of souls, the kicker of all ass that needs to be kicked, over on SCU.  From my limited time on m2k2, it seems like you have a similar reputation here.  Now, I'm pretty decisive when it comes to modding stuff, so I think that's where the rep comes from.  When I see a crap topic, I lock it.  Simple.  Somehow, "decisive" became equated with "fearsome" or "harsh".  I think most people there know that I'm a very nice guy, and that the whole "Monster is going to eat you" bit is an act, but occasionally I'll get a PM from a new member saying something like, "OMG Monster, I accidentally double posted.  Please don't ban me."  And I realize... they're serious.  The members who have been around for awhile know that I don't do that kind of stuff, but some of the new ones really do think that I just prowl the forums, waiting for someone to screw up so that I can ban/warn them.  Most everyone has a good time with it, but I have to remind myself not to go TOO overboard with the "ferocious Monster" act, lest I make a newbie wet himself.  :roll: 
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Besides, I think a Metroid Prime speed running contest between Mills and nate would be much more worthy of a pay-per-view event.  :twisted:  The loser has to turn in all of their Metroid games - except for Fusion.
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Back on topic:
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Cantonbags04 is so powerful, if she were a moderator she could lock a topic just by wishing it to be so.  She could take a pile of VHS tapes and convert it into high quality embedded videos for the site in a matter of 2.1 seconds, just by doing the "I Dream of Jeannie" double-arm-smack-head-bob-thingy.  She could update the site merely by thinking about what she wanted it to look like - and the site would recode itself for her, out of respect.

Toozin

2005-09-02 03:28:09 pm

Not impossible

just highly unlikely

Okay Monster. Thanks for that.