red chamber dream
like, survivor is most of the time earnest
it's not making fun of the people
it's not making fun of the people
Yeah, but for some reason people group it into the same appeal.
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So the compulsive liar cunt I work with is treating me like complete shit now and isn't even trying to cover it up. This is because I couldn't stay silent over her latest fantasy:
She claims that she 'keeps her neighborhood clean' by rooting out all the bad people. New people moved in on her street a few years ago, and she was suspicious so she climbed over heir fence to investigate. Trust me, her fat ass isn't climbing over anything. Then she peeked inside and saw a marijuana grow! She called for immediate back up and 40TONS were seized! Her new neighbors were handcuffed on the lawn while she lectured them and told them she was sending them to prison for life. Then she says they all burned the 40 tons of marijuana ON HIS LAWN. The wind shifted and the smoke hit her, and she overdosed on marijuana and was in the hospital for over a week, even on life support for a while. The gust of pot smoke almost killed her. Yeah, she's dead serious while she's telling this story. I pointed out every single part of her story that made no sense and she turned beet red and now spends her time thinking of ways to be rude to me. She's batshit crazy.
She claims that she 'keeps her neighborhood clean' by rooting out all the bad people. New people moved in on her street a few years ago, and she was suspicious so she climbed over heir fence to investigate. Trust me, her fat ass isn't climbing over anything. Then she peeked inside and saw a marijuana grow! She called for immediate back up and 40TONS were seized! Her new neighbors were handcuffed on the lawn while she lectured them and told them she was sending them to prison for life. Then she says they all burned the 40 tons of marijuana ON HIS LAWN. The wind shifted and the smoke hit her, and she overdosed on marijuana and was in the hospital for over a week, even on life support for a while. The gust of pot smoke almost killed her. Yeah, she's dead serious while she's telling this story. I pointed out every single part of her story that made no sense and she turned beet red and now spends her time thinking of ways to be rude to me. She's batshit crazy.
lol and she doubled down on the lies when I pointed them out. When I said nobody overdoses on pot, she says that before she was a secret agent, she was an RN, and she watched people die almost every night from marijuana overdoses. I told her people really don't even get stoned from second hand smoke, and she claims it kills millions every year. I asled her if the pot grow was legal, and stumbled on that one because I don't think she thought about it. I told her that 40 tons would have to be one of the biggest, if not THE biggest, pot bust in CO history. She scoffed and said it was one of the smallest, because HUNDREDS of TONS are found all the time.
Club 27 Goals
My coworkers are pretty sane and normal... however sometimes the customers are super weird. Had a black couple come in and order a $2K camera. The questions they had were kinda pissing off my manager, they were asking shit like "well whats the BEST camera? I want one that can take really REALLY good pictures" so my manager just tells them blatantly "The price and quality of the camera won't determine that, that's only going to be your skill. Have you ever used a camera professionally?" and she just says "well I do have over fifty thousand followers on my instagram and I really just wanna use it for that"
They ended up buying the $2K camera and the newest photoshop to make "sweet filters" themselves. I physically cringed during the order when they were asking me how to get the pictures from the camera to their computer.
They ended up buying the $2K camera and the newest photoshop to make "sweet filters" themselves. I physically cringed during the order when they were asking me how to get the pictures from the camera to their computer.
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oh and to top it off, when I Was setting up their order the guy was talking about getting a $500 TV and the girl kept bitching to him how all their credit cards are already maxed out and they're just borrowing some money.
I'm still 99% sure they were committing fraud, but the ID and card checked out, so whatever
I'm still 99% sure they were committing fraud, but the ID and card checked out, so whatever
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I also had a church pasture and his son come in to purchase about $3K in computer parts, and then proceed to use his church card thing to not have to pay taxes on it while signing a waiver stating that it would be used exclusively for the church
yeah, you need a fucking nvidia 1080 SLI setup for your church right? Fucking scumbag
yeah, you need a fucking nvidia 1080 SLI setup for your church right? Fucking scumbag
She lectures me about my rockstar energy drink. She says it's SO bad for me. I asked her which ingredients are bad for me and what they do to you. She just says it's not natural. I told her that cyanide is natural. She bursts into laughter and says tgat it's not natural because it's poison. She's shaking her head and laughing about it now. This woman is so stupid that she's dangerous.