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One shall stand, one shall ball.
Alas I am broke and trash, I will never see it!
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original meme: 800k views

shitty video that smashes a bunch of unrelated (sub) memes together: 2 million views

where did we go wrong?
Well I mean, when's the last time you've seen someone link this:


As opposed to this...
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My friend and I didn't realize that was a legit song. We thought it was just some random thing a person made for that Heman thing

but then we were getting burgers and heard it irl and shat bric
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@ryu

I don't think that Sonic video is really the "original", it pops up in flash videos and all sorts of places so I don't think the views really reflect the popularity very well.
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lol google Chrome officially supports Emoji's now. The rings in my user text are actually little graphics now, not just an outline
red chamber dream
emoji's what??
Quote from Poision Envy:
but then we were getting burgers and heard it irl and shat bric

Eh, it's one of those grating early 90s songs that everyone wants to forget about.
One shall stand, one shall ball.
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Eh, it's one of those grating early 90s songs that everyone wants to forget about owns.
Quote from Poision Envy:
My friend and I didn't realize that was a legit song. We thought it was just some random thing a person made for that Heman thing

but then we were getting burgers and heard it irl and shat bric


omg you're so lucky that you missed the dozen or so club remixes that played nonstop at every bar in town for a whole year
red chamber dream
i like that song lol
red chamber dream
i'm a sucker for male falsetto though
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"We couldn't process the totalling of your vehicle because the title you sent us is for a different state than the state of the collision and you have to provide us with a proper state title"

>go to DMV
>ask for a state title
>They want me to pay fucking $100 up front for it

fuck all this bullshit
rotfl wtf
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Yeah, I left them a quite heated message letting them know what's going on and I asked them for instructions as to what I should do. They left me a message, and instead of leaving me a message telling me what to do, they tell me "call us back". Fucking. Die. It's bullshit to leave someone a message just saying "Call us back" INSTEAD OF SAYING WHAT THE INSTRUCTIONS ARE.

They also gave me a website that I'm supposed to go to for "help

http://www.settlementassistant.com/wi

Would anyone like to tell me what happens when you visit that URL?

OH, IT DOESNT EXIST.
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Yes I'm livid
red chamber dream
what the fuck ... i just sold my car with an out of state title with no problem

seems like surely insurance companies could handle that
They probably pull this shit with everyone knowing that a certain percentage will just say fuck it and not pursue the settlement.
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for the first time in my life I feel like my job is "fun". Going through orientation and met the dudes I'll be working with and they're super funny. We have an older guy in his 60's who specializes in appliances and things, and then the rest of us are a bunch of young dudes who just play video games and bike around. EVERYONE is super into football though and I was pretty much the only one who doesn't have a favorite team.

The head supervisor guy is a huge huge Steeler's fan and has over $30K in signed memorabilia. The older dude is a huge Autograph collector, has marilyn monroe, elvis, and some other classic rockstars I can't remember.

One of the kids though was the smallest person over 18 I've ever seen but he's crazy smart. He builds robots and goes to national championships and stuff but otherwise seems real quiet. probably another 4channer
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but man the interview/orientation process was kickass. There was about 4 of us and the supervisor was like "Can I get you guys anything to drink?" The two kids said water, then another said coke. I jokingly asked for a Rum and Coke, and the older guy was like "I'll have an old fashioned with green olives and a pinch of lime in a big glass" or something

going into the tech industry kicks ass
nice to hear you're making progress
Loving my new job except for the fact that the woman I work with is a total bitch.  She's enormous - shaped like a big upside down light bulb.  She swears that she hardly eats a thing, but every day this week she has eaten a SHITLOAD of food right in front of me.  She saw me drinking a rockstar and immediately pointed at it and said 'OMG how can you drink that!  Don't you know what it's doing to your body?!'  I wanted so badly to just tell her that if I had pointed at her last huge fatty snack and said the same thing that she would have had a fit, but the theme with this woman is that she's rude as hell to other people but expects everyone to be super nice to her. 
The thing that pisses me off about her the most is that I can't discuss work with her without her pissing me off royally.  She's been with the company for 14 years this month. I know this because she's told me this fact about once an hour since Monday.  But when I talk to her about a specific work-related thing, she immediately makes a a bunch of false assumptions about what I'm talking about.  She assumes that I'm doing something wrong, that I didn't check something, etc when in fact I'm WAY past that.  And her favorite phrase is 'No offense, but...'  She does this regularly and it's always followed up with another false assumption about my knowledge or skill.  Like, 'But you wouldn't know how to do that.'  Actually cunt, I fucking WROTE the company's operating procedure for that function!  No matter what I tell her, she insists on talking to me as if I just came in off the street.  This really sucks because we have to work together in order to do this job, but if she's going to continue to have a completely unfounded lack of faith in my ability regardless of what I do or say then it's going to be impossible.
*face distorts in terror