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red chamber dream
heh yeah one of the things i hate most about winter
red chamber dream
the cold really makes me not want to go outside, so i just don't, and i get fat
red chamber dream
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-22178517

not literally 'ricin'! but something close!
Club 27 Goals
I've decided if I ever get some kind of disease or cancer or something I'm just gonna fuck with the government and start some rebellions or something. Maybe find a way to exterminate all the obese people, and force anyone over The age of 70 to retake their drivers test. And anyone that fails is shot. I hate old people.
red chamber dream
you're a horrible person
red chamber dream
lol jk fat ppl suck
yeah you suck ark
red chamber dream
only urcock
red chamber dream
most bad ass thing i've read all day http://www.newser.com/story/166220/gangster-busts-out-of-prison-sparks-huge-manhunt.html
red chamber dream
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/04/19/dunkin-donuts-stays-open-_n_3116787.html best headline ever
Club 27 Goals
well I really like my job. My manager lady is really chill, and she hired myself and this really cute girl at the same time so we went through the whole orientation thing together, definitely made it nicer.
red chamber dream
heh yeah, working with cute girls at restaurants is surprisingly fun
Club 27 Goals
>Neighbors behind us are out of town for hte night
>teenage daughter invited her friends over for a pool party
>they see me outside getting my cat in and say "Hey our parents are gone come over!"

If the police show up I'm hopping the fence. If I don't post back by tomorrow, remember me as an autistic ass.

Today's been a pretty lucky day girl-wise.
red chamber dream
u best be skinny dippin
One shall stand, one shall ball.
Man the only things my neighbors do is yell FUCK as loud as possible as often as possible.
Club 27 Goals
Quote from arkarian:
u best be skinny dippin

got to see some tits, pretty sure she was jail bait though. I left when they decided to turn on music and drink mikes hear lemonade like it was vodka or something. fuckin kids.

Quote from tomatobob:
Man the only things my neighbors do is yell FUCK as loud as possible as often as possible.

sounds like my friend's roommate. maybe he plays LoL.
Super Secret Area - Dead Ahead!
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Quote from arkarian:
u best be skinny dippin

got to see some tits, pretty sure she was jail bait though.
Vids, or it didn't happen. winky
Quote from Poision Envy:
I left when they decided to turn on music and drink mikes hear lemonade like it was vodka or something. fuckin kids.
Haha. Mike's does make a decent replacement for cold soda, though.
red chamber dream
yeah i like mike's a lot too. don't give a fuck if it's a "girl" drink
red chamber dream
http://www.denverpost.com/breakingnews/ci_23070899/shots-fired-denvers-civic-center-after-pot-rally

Quote:
Dean Zimmerman was among those who rushed to help the man who was lying on the ground saying, "man, I'm hit, I'm hit. He was cool about it."

hahahaha
Club 27 Goals
my first real day at work was fun. My coworkers are cool.

only downside is I burnt my fingers touching a churro and then proceeded to drop it into the fryer.

then my boss just kinda looked at me for a few seconds with a blank expression and said "try not to do that".
red chamber dream
urfired
Edit history:
BioSpark: 2013-04-22 07:34:18 am
everyone should work in food service once. and then never again hopefully
red chamber dream
i definitely agree

but more importantly, taco bells in california sell churros??
Club 27 Goals
hell ya dood, they're great