Me & my girlfriend (I've always told her to loosen up when getting pictures taken, but she always comes out extremely stiff, as eloquently demonstrated by this photo :P) Me & one of my dearest friends (Hawt, ain't she? :D)
... Lol, no (e.g. I have a girlfriend as well as a few very close female friends - you can be close with someone without having a romantic interest in them. It's not an "affair" at all.).
love the flash drive around your neck. really gives you an air of "there is no conceivable way anything remotely female would ever be interested in me." of course, since we all know you, we know that's not true, so it's like two layers of awesome in that picture.