How about some jungle in random of variation? I was right in the middle of a jungle amongst elephants in Sri-Lanka on my own hand when the tsunami came. This is something you shouldn't do even if you know what you are doing. But knowing life, who knows what would happen otherwise.
Hehe, a proper sausage. I have a Basset, and we're forever having to tell people that Dachshunds are about a quarter of the size, have completely different markings, and have much smaller ears!