"Is Metroid2002 awesome?" ... Hmmmm... gotta say no. It sucks. That's why I visit several times a week, and have hundreds of posts on the forum. I enjoy wasting my time on crappy websites. Don't you? * prepares * * reaches into holster * * slowly draws out his weapon * * assumes a menacing combat stance * For this topic you deserve death - death by WET TROUT SLAP. * lunges * SLAP! SLAP! SLAP! SLAPPITY-SLAP! SLAPPITYSLAPPITYWHAP! KA-SLAP! * prepares the coup-de-grace * UBAR-SLAP!!! * slowly sheathes the trout back in its holster * * silently walks away *
So this giant enemy crab walks into a bar, and the barman says, "Wait a minute, you didn't exist in feudal Japan. We don't serve your kind around here."