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Cook of the Sea
Hm.  I can see where you're coming from.  It's not so much about corrupting people, though, as it is about avoiding a mixed signal coming from an important word in an important sentence.  Even the slightest bit of "heh, 'shaft'" coming through in someone's mind can throw a sentence off.  In other news, the line in question now uses the word "haft", along with a bunch of awesome imagery.
They say this cat Shaft is a bad mutha...
-Shut yo' mouth!
But I'm talkin' about Shaft...
-And we can dig it.

Sorry... I had to do it.
Cook of the Sea
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Hahaha! PING'D!

Although it's kinda sad because it's true.
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Too many fangirls to count
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C-C-C-C-C*is shot*

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Hahaha, that must suck so badly, man. I'm sorry.

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Ready and willing.
His ping really is that bad.
lol no way
Hehe, so true... yeah, at first I was like "oh no, don't go garfield on me", but that worked out much better than garfield... totally rad. I just read through this whole topic; are you still gonna get a section on your site to host these, or is there one already?
Cook of the Sea
Nah, I decided these things have no place on paragonsigma.com.  It's a different animal, my site, and these things have only passing relevance to what my place is about.  That and the fact that these are made entirely for this board.  Only a couple of them are universal enough to be funny in any other setting; for the rest you either have to know this site or people on this site or both.
Time bomb set get out fast!
On a similar note, I remember at least one of your pics that's not in this thread.  My favourite, in fact: the one where you eat somebody's avatar.  But I don't remember what thread it's in and I don't know how to find out.  How many of these "unfiled" pics are there, and will they be put here in the future?
Cook of the Sea
There are a few random ones.  That one was of Izo, and I can't remember where it was.  I have the image, or I should.  Actually you picked a good time to mention this because I'm at home for thanksgiving right now and I have access to the computer I made most of these with.  Only the latest three were made on my laptop.
I still think your first day of college is totally independently funny.  I've considered printing out and posting it somewhere around my workspace (and have inflicted it on at least two family members, one of which was on a painfully slow dialup and had to sit for a couple minutes just to see it) but typically enough never remember this when I'm on a computer that talks to a printer.  One thing about it is that the sunglasses totally add to the character.  I didn't know about the weak eyes thing at the time but it doesn't matter; it just helps paint the picture of guy trying to be cool and getting tripped up by reality. :D

And even though it doesn't fit TPP, I see nothing wrong with having a little out-of-the-way page archiving them just to show a different side of the artist.  Doesn't matter that they're in-jokes here.  (Besides, it would save me some searching the next time I want to show them to someone.)  Heck, even if they were just in a directory on m2k2 whose index we could view it'd be nice.
Cook of the Sea
The sunglasses in the Paintnesses actually started before the weak eyes thing.  Go figure.  Hm.  Well, nate just gave me a directory, so there we are. 

The outliers are, I believe,

Saber eating Izo
VLC Pimp Saber
Peer Pressure kills Dumbledore
Yoshi beats Saber
Yoshi gets Served
Nate <3 Cantonbags
Oh My Brain
Motherly Instinct

There are probably a couple more.
Cook of the Sea
Okay, nate gave me some space, so you can view the MS Paintnesses here.  Not all of them are uploaded yet as I'm digging through my harddrive to find them. 

And now, I present, thanks to Izo and Aj for giving me the idea,

THE QUEST FOR THE METROID 2002 FESTIVUS POLE

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The bomb exploding into "u suck lol" is just priceless.
I honestly had no idea this was going on while I posted solely on the general board.

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Love the vanish-in-a-puff-of-smoke-while-leaving-behind-a-bomb frame.
soaking through
Lmfao.  <3
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Pure brilliance!! Laughing  Laughing Best one in my opinion. Love the guy who goes to chop the pole then steals it.  Wink  Laughing