Cook of the Sea
Hm. I can see where you're coming from. It's not so much about corrupting people, though, as it is about avoiding a mixed signal coming from an important word in an important sentence. Even the slightest bit of "heh, 'shaft'" coming through in someone's mind can throw a sentence off. In other news, the line in question now uses the word "haft", along with a bunch of awesome imagery.