Which would you rather...

GreenMamba

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GreenMamba: 2010-08-19 12:51:37 am

GreenMamba: 2010-08-19 12:51:09 am

2010-08-19 12:50:23 am

What luck, there's french fry stuck in my beard.

...a zombie girl or a werewolf girl?

An old dumb "Would you rather" argument between me and my friends. Basically, would you rather have sex with a smelly corpse that is trying to eat you and likely has worm and maggot infestations, or a gigantic hairy woman who is also likely trying to eat you and could crush you in half with her thighs?

(furries need not apply)

I've started to color this picture, but who knows if I'll actually finish it.[img][/img]

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Poision Envy

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Poision Envy: 2010-08-19 12:57:51 am

Poision Envy: 2010-08-19 12:57:41 am

Poision Envy: 2010-08-19 12:56:43 am

Poision Envy: 2010-08-19 12:56:28 am

2010-08-19 12:56:12 am

Club 27 Goals

If they were trying to kill me, I'd really not want to have sex with either. Now if they weren't trying to kill me, the werewolf (furryness aside). Maggots/worms/decaying flesh would kill the moment. But, a zombie is probably easier to fend off than a werewolf.

I don't know, I'd really rather just have sex with something that wasn't trying to kill me.

BioSpark

2010-08-19 12:58:44 am

you've gotta choose one or the other, man.

Silverthorne

2010-08-19 01:56:19 am

!upmootk0mg

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you've gotta choose one or the other, man.

I choose furries

Poision Envy

2010-08-19 02:04:11 am

Club 27 Goals

I wouldn't expect any less of you silver.

Silverthorne

2010-08-19 02:06:15 am

!upmootk0mg

Quote from Poision Envy:

I wouldn't expect any less of you silver.

pfft. You agree and you know it poision.

arkarian

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arkarian: 2010-08-19 02:43:43 am

2010-08-19 02:43:14 am

red chamber dream

wolf girl any day. don't like hair but really doubt i could handle maggots.

also 'sup greenmamba.

Opium

2010-08-19 02:55:06 am

*sigh* I can't believe that A) you actually went there in your head, B) invited others to go there as well, and C) that I'm even responding to this thread. I want you to know that I had to get pretty high in order to type this.
Anyways, I think for me the answer has to be the wolf-girl. I just don't see how anyone could get over the worms, pus, and overwhelming odor of decay that comes with the zombie girl.

Poision Envy

2010-08-19 03:52:33 am

Club 27 Goals

Quote from Silverthorne:

pfft. You agree and you know it poision.

:3

tomatobob

2010-08-19 05:12:33 am

One shall stand, one shall ball.

Quote from Opium:

*sigh* I can't believe that A) you actually went there in your head

Hahaha he's done weirder things. GreenMamba owns.

TheGreenManalishi

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TheGreenManalishi: 2010-08-19 05:19:40 am

2010-08-19 05:19:27 am

Neither, for I am a vampire. The Bram Stoker kind.

Quietus

2010-08-19 05:43:13 am

Super Secret Area - Dead Ahead!

It would depend on how fresh the zombie girl is. If she's newly turned, then I'd give her a reason to moan. If she's old a decayed, then I'd make the other one howl. Can I cheat, and kill the wolf, and get my freak on while she's still warm?

GreenMamba

2010-08-19 10:47:30 am

What luck, there's french fry stuck in my beard.

Quote from Opium:

*sigh* I can't believe that A) you actually went there in your head, B) invited others to go there as well, and C) that I'm even responding to this thread. I want you to know that I had to get pretty high in order to type this.
Anyways, I think for me the answer has to be the wolf-girl. I just don't see how anyone could get over the worms, pus, and overwhelming odor of decay that comes with the zombie girl.

This is a pretty normal conversation between me and my friends.

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Neither, for I am a vampire. The Bram Stoker kind.

We originally included "vampire girl" in the discussion, but we decided to remove the option, because it's the clear and obvious choice. Just too human.

And the rules of "would you rather" dictate that you have to do one or the other, with no added conditions.

Gaius_4

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Gaius_4: 2010-08-19 12:59:33 pm

2010-08-19 12:58:28 pm

I think I could over power a zombie.... I mean, they're are just dead. No brain activity, no nerve signals sent to the muscles which would be atrophied and stiffened anyway. So it's essentially and act of necrophilia with the zombie. Or it could depend on the level of decomposition. If she were more freshly killed/deceased - it would be easier. Well, not 'easier' just less disgusting than if she were more decayed and rotted. A bloated, horrible smelling corpse where it's limbs could snap off, and the maggots thing. I can't see myself going that route.

LOL at the werewolf teets. Okay. So, according to the werewolf legend.... If you're attacked by a werewolf, even if you die, you will then become a werewolf yourself and resurrect. Amirite? aiwebs_013

And it's only during a full moon that they change. Would the werewolf's human form be a hotty, or a real dog?

I guess I choose werewolf rape for my fate.

TheGreenManalishi

2010-08-19 01:03:18 pm

7 watching. I think that's the most I've seen in one thread since e3.

RT-55J

2010-08-19 03:18:09 pm

Armor Guardian

I'd pick the zombie, provided that I'm allowed to wear a hazmat suit.

playerman1230

2010-08-19 05:36:51 pm

Hated by all

Quote from RT-55J:

I'd pick the zombie, provided that I'm allowed to wear a hazmat suit.

Quote from GreenMamba:

And the rules of "would you rather" dictate that you have to do one or the other, with no added conditions.

I'll pick the zombie, as long as there's no headcrab attached. Apparently, I'm being surprised at myself for picking, me being a bit too resistant to The Witch from Left 4 Dead, and Tim Burton's Corpse Bride. I blame myself for watching Shaun of the Dead.

GreenMamba

2010-09-25 12:50:37 am

What luck, there's french fry stuck in my beard.

I said I would color it, and I actually did. I sometimes amaze even myself.

Zombie or werewolf?
Previous rules still apply.

Poision Envy

2010-09-25 01:28:24 am

Club 27 Goals

wow that's pretty awesome, good job :D

Quietus

2010-09-26 10:41:03 am

Super Secret Area - Dead Ahead!

Great work, GreenMamba. Now that you've added some colour and shading, I'd say the shapely breasts of the wolf would tempt me more. Wink