What you really don't want after you is a hippo. Hippos will kill you simply because they feel like it and nothing stops a hippo.
I think they're overhyped as killers. Stats mean nothing. Clearly, all those killed by hippos were too busy laughing to move out of the way. "Hahaha, look, hippos can run! And they wobble! Hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh!!!!!"
When they don't feel like being assholes, sure. I guess they typically get along with humans but they're pretty much the trolls of the ocean.
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I think they're overhyped as killers. Stats mean nothing. Clearly, all those killed by hippos were too busy laughing to move out of the way. "Hahaha, look, hippos can run! And they wobble! Hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh!!!!!"
I know you're joking but man hippos are crazy territorial and will flip your boat and murder you if you happen to be too close to them and they just don't feel up to being ogled by a bunch of humies at that particular moment. Then they'll eat the boat because fuck you, that's why.
sometimes late at night when i find myself caught up in the weird section of youtube i just watch videos of hippos shitting
Hell of a way to mark territory.
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tbob, did hippos take the life of your parents in a dark alley or something?
Yes, it was the catalyst to my becomeing the dark avenger of the night punching villains in the guise of a hippopotamus that no child should ever have to know what it is like to see a hippo ambush the ones you love.
I admit it's not a perfect solution, but it does help.