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red chamber dream
haha the walking, awesome
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so that got me watching a bunch of standup, this chick is pretty good

Ha! I used to love these commercials:
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just what the ffffffffuck hollywood? I mean this HAS to be a joke right? Like something TheOnion made or something.
Wow, that's almost as good as Modern Warfare's plots. A+ movie right there.
All it's missing is a rise of a second Russian communist regime.
One shall stand, one shall ball.
Man if it was way more self serious that movie would be the best. A dumb b movie that treats itself one is no fun.

It's like all the dumb spoof movies that try to follow Airplane. Airplane is amazing because nobody appears to realize it's a joke, if they were all haha check it out that old lady's talking jive it would have been shit. Or like those old monster movies where the monster is a gila monster filmed on a miniature set or a dude in a cheesy suit.

You can't have them all laughing at the moon nazis, they have to be fucking mortified at the thought of nazis in flying saucers. No matter how dumb it is.

Stop getting dumb movies wrong you assholes, they used to be fun. Sad
red chamber dream
see that's where snakes on a plane did it right ... for some reason people like to hate on that movie though
One shall stand, one shall ball.
Think most people missed the point of Snakes on a Plane, tried to look at it as a film and not a dumb thing you'd watch at midnight with a bunch of drunk idiots/friends and have a good time. It also got a lot of hype and I guess people thought it was for reasons besides "Gonna be fucking dumb."
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it's as if japanese people don't think like normal human beings
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What can you expect from a country nuked twice
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surely that's fake though, right? like they were like "This is what happens if a rhino escapes" or something. yeah, it has to be.
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"In comical scenes zoo keepers and police at Ueno Zoo in Tokyo battled with the giant papier mâché rhinoceros as part of an animal escape drill in the aftermath of an earthquake."

yeah okay.


Stil, the top rated comment is great. "The Japanese are fucked if a real rhino gets out", haha.
red chamber dream
yeah it's a drill, but it's not a drill that would actually prepare them for a real escape

Quote from Poision Envy:
What can you expect from a country nuked twice

rotflmao
Super Secret Area - Dead Ahead!
Hehe, I love the way that none of the scenario assumes they're dealing with a pissed off rhino, who's charging the shit out of everything. aiwebs_011
love how the two dudes in there just gingerly walk around. yeah they'd be fucked if a real one got out
One shall stand, one shall ball.
Don't know what they need a drill for, the clear method of dealing with a rampaging rhino is "Get the fuck out the way."
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Poision Envy: 2012-02-15 01:03:19 pm
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god forbid a grizzly gets out. Then they're super fucked.


All you have to worry about with a rhino is one of them charging you with their horn. A grizzly has like, a crapload of claws and stuff.
One shall stand, one shall ball.
I'd probably be more worried about the rhino, a grizzly gets you you might survive largely intact, rhino gets you and you're pretty well fucked. They're faster than they look.
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I guess if it tramples you then you're SOL, since those things weigh a ton.
Super Secret Area - Dead Ahead!
I've always said that if there was any animal intent on doing me harm, I'd like it to be anything than a shark.  My example has always been that if you're on the plains, and a lion decides it's going to eat you, there's at least some chance (however slim) that you might get to safety before you are eaten, but nobody stands a chance of outswimming a shark.
One shall stand, one shall ball.
Sharks are far less interested in you as food than lions or bears, though.

What you really don't want after you is a hippo. Hippos will kill you simply because they feel like it and nothing stops a hippo.
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If anyone gets attacked by a shark, or any kind of ocean-dwelling animal, they get NO sympathy from me. Do you have gills? Do you have fins? NO you don't, stay out of the ocean, humans aren't meant to be there, dumbass.
red chamber dream
i love the ocean ;(
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you can love it all you want

doesn't mean you belong there though

and if you get butt-raped by a pack of dolphins I won't feel bad for you