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I think the wii's huge casual gamer success coupled with nintendo forcing the motion control gimmick on developers has turned developers and real gamers away from the brand.  There's still a shitload of people who love the core franchises so the only thing that will save nintendo are awesome new releases in those core franchises.
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Opium: 2014-09-03 06:41:43 pm
Is anyone planning on getting Hyrule Warriors?  http://zelda.com/hyrule-warriors/
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Toozin: 2014-09-03 07:32:22 pm
Not impossible
just highly unlikely
Just put down my preorder today. I know it's going to be a brainless hack n slash but the piles of fanservice and two-screen co-op are enough to sell it for me.
red chamber dream
meh, nope
One shall stand, one shall ball.


AT LAST MY MOST FAVORITE-EST ZELDA CHARACTER IS PLAYABLE!
red chamber dream
hahaha i'm trying to figure out who the fuck that even is

nayru?
I thought it was hatsune miku at first

(Auto correct changed that to hardiness milk, almost wanted to keep it like that)
One shall stand, one shall ball.
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hahaha i'm trying to figure out who the fuck that even is

nayru?

It's apparently a character they made for this game lol. An old favorite, you see.
red chamber dream
rotfl nice
Not impossible
just highly unlikely
She's the kwaiiiiiii~*^-^* jpop original character they shoved in to try to give the game more Japanese appeal.

Considering they didn't even break 100k sales opening weekend, safe to say it failed.
One shall stand, one shall ball.
Wait wait wait you can hookshot The Moon and drop it on dudes?! Guys help I might want this game.
Not impossible
just highly unlikely
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Wait wait wait you can hookshot The Moon and drop it on dudes?! Guys help I might want this game.

You can use the Ball and Chain to flip the entire world.

Submit.
One shall stand, one shall ball.
No Groose no deal.
red chamber dream
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She's the kwaiiiiiii~*^-^* jpop original character they shoved in to try to give the game more Japanese appeal.

Considering they didn't even break 100k sales opening weekend, safe to say it failed.

100k is the opening weekend seems like an extraordinarily high number for most games in japan to me
red chamber dream
and this is the wii u so ...
Not impossible
just highly unlikely
Zelda kills bitches with the Wind Waker.

The Wind Waker, Bob.
red chamber dream
but nah i'm still not interested either, at least not for $60. there's no doubt i'll own it eventually but that time is not now. got way better games to play before omega ruby comes out and my life is consumed.
Not impossible
just highly unlikely
Ark the last Musou game opened with like 250k sales and it wasn't that long ago. Wii U is currently the top selling console in Japan too.

...at 8k units a week but let's not get technical
One shall stand, one shall ball.
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Zelda kills bitches with the Wind Waker.

The Wind Waker, Bob.

She never had that in game IMMERSION RUINED!
red chamber dream
yes, let's get technical :P "best selling" is not related to "total number owned by consumers"

idk what muoso means but if that's dynasty warriors then of course, dynasty warriors always sells huge numbers in japan for literally no reason. but this is not a dynasty warriors game (even though it is).
Not impossible
just highly unlikely
Yeah Musou is Warriors. The game is called Zelda Musou in Japan.
red chamber dream
it's the kind of thing i would love to play in an arcade

and i don't say that very often
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She's the kwaiiiiiii~*^-^* jpop original character they shoved in to try to give the game more Japanese appeal.

Considering they didn't even break 100k sales opening weekend, safe to say it failed.

SEE I knew that slut was miku
red chamber dream
poision knows his sluts
Not impossible
just highly unlikely
Sluts, sluts, I fuck sluts.
Sluts get fucked when I fuck sluts.
No if and's, and or but's. I fuck sluts. I fuck sluts.
Nice girls are nice but no good for nut-suckin,
 You'll need a serene night to green-light a butt fucking, 
But that'll be easy with sleazy old slut fucking.
Boo to the nice girls! Praise be the slut fucking.
I have a list. A list? Yes a list of all the sluts I've missed. 
I've never fucked or sucked these sluts and thus my nuts are fucking pissed.
So when I fuck the lucky slut my nut removes her from the list.
Another dumb cum-bucket struck from my nut sucking, "Suck it slut" slutfucking-bucketlist.
Sluts can be white, black, brown, pink, or almond. 
They can be skinny with big tits or be skinny with small ones. 
Sluts can be perky, preppy or posh with their brains and their clothes all shrunk from the wash.
 But other sluts are pretty and funny and smart.
 These sluts.. they can lift all your thoughts from your dick to your heart. 
They can talk about science, music, or art. 
They can put you together or they can pull you apart. 
But don't trust these sluts, don't, don't you dare.
 They'll force you to trust them and love them and care.
 And then they'll be gone and then you'll be aware of that hole in your heart that that dumb slut left there

-Bo Burnham