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stumpy
2004-03-16 11:14:26 pm
eewww. Laughing

a little punnier would be "days are numbered" and "agony of defeat" /i am the pun police. dont hate me for my work/ unless it's just typos, in that case i am the typo police, and you may hate me with the curse of a thousand flying camels.


ok, oldie but goodie, condensed version....

after having a passerby tie him in a knot, and fray his ends, the dejected kite string ambles back into the drinking establishment and orders a scotch. the bartender says "hey, aren't you the same kite string i just tossed out of here?" the string replies "no. i'm a frayed knot." 

bu-dum-bump. *groan*
SABERinBLUE
2004-03-17 10:20:52 am
Cook of the Sea
I laughed at that because it was so stupid.  You are the punmaster, stumpy!

Edit:  My bad, dude, I didn't see Yoshi's post.  I'm afraid the title goes to him.  You can be the Duke of Pun.
Sarah
2004-03-17 11:11:17 am
Duke of Pain, Duke of Pun.  I think they're both appropriate.  XD
SABERinBLUE
2004-03-17 11:20:47 am
Cook of the Sea
I thought so.  Wiggle Laughing
stumpy
2004-03-18 01:48:49 am
ow?
may i be a duck instead of a duke? i like ducks.
*avoids obvious 'bill' pun* (by ducking, of course)

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nate
2004-03-18 06:52:44 am
"Even Viagra can't keep this Dick up!" - Sign in Union Square, with a picture of Dick Cheney
SABERinBLUE
2004-03-18 10:37:01 am
Cook of the Sea
Oy, I'm leaving for a few days.  Road trip.  I don't really want to stop the show, but I thought you might like to know.
The Last Metroid
2004-03-18 11:04:41 am
Quote from njahnke:
"Even Viagra can't keep this Dick up!" - Sign in Union Square, with a picture of Dick Cheney

Laughing

And I'm guessing even shampoo can't keep that bush clean?
trh
2004-03-18 02:14:41 pm
Quote from The Last Metroid:
Quote from njahnke:
"Even Viagra can't keep this Dick up!" - Sign in Union Square, with a picture of Dick Cheney

Laughing

And I'm guessing even shampoo can't keep that bush clean?


Hahaha!  Laughing  Laughing
SABERinBLUE
2004-03-20 02:42:56 pm
Cook of the Sea
I'm back from my trip!  Hurt my toe real bad, though.
stumpy
2004-03-20 05:35:58 pm
ummm

did you call a toe-truck?

see you next fall? Rolling Eyes
SABERinBLUE
2004-03-20 08:46:15 pm
Cook of the Sea
AAAAAAAAGAHGHGFADFHTGHSTRGHBRJUYKI!!!!!!!!!!!!

MY SPLEEN!!!!!
GreenMamba
2004-03-21 10:26:44 pm
What luck, there's french fry stuck in my beard.
Two whales were swimming in the ocean--a male and a female--and they came upon a boat.
"Let's shoot water out of our blow holes beneath the ship to flip it over!" said the male whale.
The female whale agreed, and they did so.  Hundreds of sailors flipped out and started swimming toward a nearby island for their lives.
"Now let's go eat the sailors before they can reach that island!" the male whale suggested.
The female objected however--"Sure, I went along with the blow job, but I refuse to swallow the sea men!"
chinchillax13514
2004-03-22 12:33:47 am
Quote from Light of Day:
I just love the ice spreader in general. It's a really cool weapon (no pun intended).

From the Gameplay Innovations page on the Multiple Metroid board.
SABERinBLUE
2004-03-22 06:36:16 pm
Cook of the Sea
Yay!  You followed my suggestion!
chinchillax13514
2004-03-22 06:37:59 pm
Quote from Saber in Blue:
Yay!  You followed my suggestion!

Yeah, since I'm not all that...punny, I think I'll just look around for other puns people make and put them here.
SABERinBLUE
2004-03-22 06:51:49 pm
Cook of the Sea
They may not like that...
SonicandTails218
2004-03-22 07:17:16 pm
How about this:
A famous punmaster went to England, and challenged a crowd to name a subject for him to make a pun on.

"Her Majesty the Queen!"

To which the punmaster replied:

"The Queen is not a subject"
Goofyman
2004-03-22 08:20:59 pm
What does the crowd say when the bodybuilder lifts up a heavy load?

Thats pec-tacular!!!


...i'll leave now.
professor_scissors
2004-03-22 08:54:35 pm
"Stand back, or I'll jump off this cliff-like thingie here!"

"Don't believe him! It's a bluff!"
SABERinBLUE
2004-03-23 05:18:17 pm
Cook of the Sea
Notre Dame's Cathedral needed a new bell-ringer.  They went through every applicant except one and no one was good enough.  The last guy was excellent, there was really something special about him, and the only odd thing was that he rang the bells with his head.  The hired him, and a few months later he tragically fell off the top of the Cathedral to his death.  Everyone crowded around the body.  "Who is this guy?" someone asked.  Another answered:  "I don't know, but his face sure rings a bell.  "
stumpy
2004-03-23 07:14:24 pm
e's a dead ringer for that guy in the bell tower too.
SABERinBLUE
2004-03-24 06:28:10 pm
Cook of the Sea
Oh, I just got shamed...

Also, in the Picture thread just now Toozin said that he looked like someone, and his avvy was on Agent Smith.  Since Agent Smith can be in anyone's body that is plugged into the Matrix, that was kind of creepy.  So without thinking I said "Toozin's avvy was on Agent Smith when he said that!  I swear that program is intelligent!  " 

Think about it and you'll get it.
chinchillax13514
2004-03-24 08:07:40 pm
This isn't really a pun but I felt like posting it: I'm a guy with a low IQ on the edge! Don't make me use my minimum arm strength! Yeah...anyways.
SABERinBLUE
2004-03-24 09:10:02 pm
Cook of the Sea
Woah!  That came out of absolutely nowhere!  I like it, though.  :D