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SABERinBLUE
2004-03-14 06:32:03 pm
Cook of the Sea
Got any?  if you don't I will be very "Blue"! 

Ahhaaaahahaahhahahhahahhahhaha!11!!1111!
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Sarah
2004-03-14 08:05:26 pm
Thing about bad puns is I tend to make them without even realizing it.  My indication is when people tend to cringe and look at me in disgust when it happens XD  Most recent one, also Metroid related, was "Yeah, I guess these Metroid games are really sucking the life out of me."
stumpy
2004-03-14 10:10:25 pm
yeah, metroids suck.

the thing about puns is you cant force them, or they're no gouda.

mmmm, cheese.
SABERinBLUE
2004-03-15 09:24:22 am
Cook of the Sea
This thread is really cheesy anyway!
skynes
2004-03-15 09:44:04 am
In a game I'm gonna make I have a character called Vincent Price (Yes I'm aware it's also an actor) anyway he has a son I'm gonna name Hugo.

So the good guy can crack 'you go' jokes e.g.

Why don't HUGO and get a life!

Why don't HUGO and PRICE some weapon of war!

Why dont HUGO leave me alone!

Sad I know... But that's the point.
trh
2004-03-15 10:04:42 am
I like cheese
The Last Metroid
2004-03-15 11:07:58 am
Simplastic!

This thread makes no sense
SABERinBLUE
2004-03-15 01:19:48 pm
Cook of the Sea
I'll give you some cents if you can tell me why this thread has to make sense!  So dispense with the offense!  :D
Metroid Prime
2004-03-15 02:47:18 pm
Metroids suck... your life out.
SABERinBLUE
2004-03-15 04:28:13 pm
Cook of the Sea
The last boss in the Metroid game for Gamecube was of Prime difficulty.
The Last Metroid
2004-03-15 07:41:25 pm
Are my pants enough?

[HAHAHHAHA HARD TO UNDERSTAND PUN]
chinchillax13514
2004-03-15 11:26:51 pm
I annoy people ad nauseum...yeah...


CHERRY PIE CAN CRUSH APPLE PIE ANYDAY! Except Tuesday...
fractic
2004-03-16 06:54:03 am
reaction to topic
Shocked  Question  :?  Idea  Wink
Sesshoumaru
2004-03-16 09:32:28 am
I once new a guy who fell into a lens grinder.

He made quite the spectacle of himself.
elbryan42
2004-03-16 09:40:03 am
[pirate voice] Arrr... Comes before 'S'!!! [/pirate voice]

Made that one up myself. And what's sick is I'm proud of it. :P
Light of Day
2004-03-16 09:46:46 am
Reading this topic almost causes my physical pain.

Sess: I have a feeling I'm going to severly regret this, but why is a raven like a writing desk?
skynes
2004-03-16 12:23:02 pm
I don't know LoD. Why IS a raven like a writing desk?
Eruditious
2004-03-16 01:09:29 pm
Quote from skynes:
I don't know LoD. Why IS a raven like a writing desk?

He's stark raving mad!
Sarah
2004-03-16 01:27:08 pm
Quote from Sessman-Supa-Dupa-Fly-Jiggity-Yo:
Why is a raven like a writing desk?


I've heard that before :x 

Poe wrote on both. 

Hooray for 10th grade English Teachers who said stuff like that all the time XD
SABERinBLUE
2004-03-16 02:18:39 pm
Cook of the Sea
Quote from Sarah:
Quote from Sessman-Supa-Dupa-Fly-Jiggity-Yo:
Why is a raven like a writing desk?


I've heard that before :x 

Poe wrote on both. 

Hooray for 10th grade English Teachers who said stuff like that all the time XD


I thought it was Carrol.  Alice's Adventures in Wonderland.  Or Through the Looking Glass.  Reading either one is like dropping acid.  Not that I know from personal experience.  (To clarify:  I've read them, but I haven't dropped acid)  Poe wrote The Raven, a poem.  But never mind.  Why am I taking up board space to say that it was Carrol, not Poe who coined "Why is a raven like a writing desk?"  Why???

Back to the bad puns.
Eruditious
2004-03-16 02:21:59 pm
Quote from Saber in Blue:
Quote from Sarah:
Quote from Sessman-Supa-Dupa-Fly-Jiggity-Yo:
Why is a raven like a writing desk?


I've heard that before :x 

Poe wrote on both. 

Hooray for 10th grade English Teachers who said stuff like that all the time XD


I thought it was Carrol.  Alice's Adventures in Wonderland.  Or Through the Looking Glass.  Reading either one is like dropping acid.  Not that I know from personal experience.  (To clarify:  I've read them, but I haven't dropped acid)  Poe wrote The Raven, a poem.  But never mind.  Why am I taking up board space to say that it was Carrol, not Poe who coined "Why is a raven like a writing desk?"  Why???

Back to the bad puns.


Yes, the Mad Hatter did ask Alice that question in Carrol's Alices Adventures in Wonderland

Sarah was actually answering the question though... E.A. Poe wrote on a desk (as in, did his working on a desk) and he wrote on a raven (as in The Raven)
:D
SABERinBLUE
2004-03-16 02:29:49 pm
Cook of the Sea
Quote from Eruditious:
Yes, the Mad Hatter did ask Alice that question in Carrol's Alices Adventures in Wonderland

Sarah was actually answering the question though... E.A. Poe wrote on a desk (as in, did his working on a desk) and he wrote on a raven (as in The Raven)
:D


Ah, so it was really just a pun.  'Sarah reason why I missed that?  'Cause I don't know.  (Get it?  "'Sarah", "Is there a"?  Hee?  )

This thread is becoming hazardous to my health.  I like it, though.
Sarah
2004-03-16 04:57:35 pm
I'm a pun now XD  My life is complete.
SABERinBLUE
2004-03-16 07:13:32 pm
Cook of the Sea
If I had a pun to follow that up with, I would use it, but I don't.
Yoshi348
2004-03-16 08:08:56 pm
PAGE BREAKER
Ready and willing.
I've been holding back until now... COWER IN PH34R, MORTALS!
...Okay, so I just got my book out. Whatever.

A good pun is its own reword.

Dijon vu--the same mustard as before.

Marathon runners with bad footwear suffer the agony of defear.

A lot of money is tainted. It taint yours and it taint mine.

When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I.

Every calendar's names are numbered.

The reading of a will is a dead giveaway.

It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.

When chemists die, we baruim.

Why couldn't the bicycle stand on its own? Because it was two-tired.

She had a boyfriend with a wooden leg... until she broke it off.

A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.

Those who jump off a Paris bridge are in Seine.

Energizer Bunny arrested--charged with battery.

When a clock gets hungry, it goes back four seconds.

When the actress saw her first strands of gray hair, she thought she'd dye.

Reading while sunbathing makes you well-red.

Without geometery, life is pointless.

A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.

A pessimist's blood type: always B-negative.

Show me a piano falling down a mine shaft, and I'll show you A flat minor.

Once you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall.
("That'll teach the mall to step out of line.")

What you seize is what you get.

A man walks into a bar with a salamander in his hand. The bartender asks the man what he calls it. "Tiny," replies the man. "Why's that?" asks the barkeep. "Because he's my newt!"