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arkarian
2012-05-04 11:03:03 pm
red chamber dream
well, it's worth it mainly for avatar
Poision Envy
2012-05-05 01:12:30 am
Club 27 Goals
The Avengers is an awesome movie and totally kickass. Ironman is best super hero.
arkarian
2012-05-05 01:16:34 am
red chamber dream
hmm seeing that sunday
Poision Envy
2012-05-05 03:05:38 am
Club 27 Goals
very good, favorite super hero movie I've seen, and normally I don't like heros movies too much
tomatobob
2012-05-05 03:40:30 am
One shall stand, one shall ball.
The best super hero movie is the 1966 Batman starring Adam West.

I know it can be confusing sometimes so I'll add that I am saying this without the slightest hint of irony. It owns.
Poision Envy
2012-05-05 04:08:17 am
Club 27 Goals
sounds old and therefore unfun
tomatobob
2012-05-05 04:09:50 am
One shall stand, one shall ball.
No you see 60s batman is the opposite of unfun.
Poision Envy
2012-05-05 04:10:48 am
Club 27 Goals
Prove it!
Poision Envy
2012-05-05 04:11:45 am
Club 27 Goals
did they have color in the 60s?
tomatobob
2012-05-05 04:14:07 am
One shall stand, one shall ball.
All the primary ones!
Poision Envy
2012-05-05 07:09:42 am
Club 27 Goals
Christ my friend is super damn lazy at using the bathroom. He just walks in there without closing the door, pisses, and then walks out. No flushing, no washing, final destination.

People are weird.
ryu
2012-05-05 10:01:33 am
would somebody here happen to have an idea what this is about? that green mask you see stretching over the screen covers the whole picture and falsifies all colours.
Idkbutlike2
2012-05-05 02:18:58 pm
Quote from Poision Envy:
Christ my friend is super damn lazy at using the bathroom. He just walks in there without closing the door, pisses, and then walks out. No flushing, no washing, final destination.

Lazy AND gross.
Quietus
2012-05-05 07:08:57 pm
Super Secret Area - Dead Ahead!
Quote from tomatobob:
No you see 60s batman is the opposite of unfun.
You'd better listen to this man, or he'll do you in.  *BIFF!*  *ZOK!*
Opium
2012-05-05 07:45:37 pm
Attention people with penises:  Standing up and urinating should only be done when using a urinal.  Most people do not have urinals in their home bathroom.  SIT down and pee.  It's not femme, it's sanitary.  The whole idea of lifting the seat and aiming is a cute idea, but it doesn't really work.  Piss inevitably ends up in places other than in the bowl.  And 9 times out of 10, someone who does not have a penis ends up cleaning up that piss.  Sit down and pee, please.  Thank you.
arkarian
2012-05-05 08:22:06 pm
red chamber dream
it's actually not hard. having a penis i'd probably know.

that said, i do enjoy the ol' sit-down experience once in a while
Poision Envy
2012-05-05 08:26:09 pm
Club 27 Goals
Pro-tip for all penis users: Peeing on the side of the bowl reduces noise AND splashback! Now your nagging wife won't complain!

Also leave the toilet seat up all day every day.
arkarian
2012-05-05 08:27:06 pm
red chamber dream
i actually always put it down, even though i have my own bathroom
tomatobob
2012-05-05 08:31:15 pm
One shall stand, one shall ball.
For added challenge and pro style points don't even bother lifting the seat!

Quote from Opium:
Attention people with penises:  Standing up and urinating should only be done when using a urinal.  Most people do not have urinals in their home bathroom.  SIT down and pee.  It's not femme, it's sanitary.  The whole idea of lifting the seat and aiming is a cute idea, but it doesn't really work.  Piss inevitably ends up in places other than in the bowl.  And 9 times out of 10, someone who does not have a penis ends up cleaning up that piss.  Sit down and pee, please.  Thank you.

Only dudes with the tiniest of penises have trouble properly placing the pee in the toilet while standing.
arkarian
2012-05-05 08:41:54 pm
red chamber dream
also lol girls
Opium
2012-05-05 09:05:44 pm
I wish pee glowed in the dark so I could turn off the light in your bathroom after you pee, effectively crushing your denial.
arkarian
2012-05-05 09:09:30 pm
red chamber dream
nah, i know how much pee misses the bowl. but i clean my bathroom regularly because i'm not filthy so it's fine
Opium
2012-05-05 09:18:46 pm
Oh ok.  Wouldn't it be better to just sit down, effectively eliminating the pee mess and the need to clean it up?
arkarian
2012-05-05 09:27:27 pm
red chamber dream
you probably don't understand how much longer that takes
arkarian
2012-05-05 09:28:30 pm
red chamber dream
i hear it's actually better for you to always sit down though