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Opium: 2017-05-03 03:09:49 pm
religions are already nuts. 

The number of people gone isn't large enough for me to think that it would mess everything up, but the way in which they left is so crazy.  That's what would cause the impact more so than the number imho
So this lady I work with tells me that 'technically' I don't have to charge a customer $190 for something because the way our company is being billed for it won't connect the charge to the customer in any way.  I look at her like she's smoking crack and tell her that the connection is our knowledge that they owe us the money.  She then says 'well it's not on paper anywhere so charging them is optional.'  I'm like 'In what universe?'  So I charge them.  And now she won't shut up about it, saying I didn't have to.  What is she smoking?  There is no such thing as free money.  We lose money when we make mistakes, but we're never supposed to do it on purpose.  I can't figure out if she's just stupid or if there's something fishy going on.  Maybe she's been doing this the wrong way for a while and now that it fell into my hands she wants me to keep doing it wrong so that her previous 'gifts' remain secret.  Drama.
One shall stand, one shall ball.
That lady sounds like she excels at getting fired.
It seems nearly impossible to get fired by my employer.  Someone was fired recently and it shocked me.  She kept falling asleep at her desk.  She was morbidly obese and she would fall asleep sitting in her chair.  Her head would hang down over her keyboard, and from behind all you could see sticking out of her collar was this huge hump of fat on her upper back.  It was so gross lol. 
She said she had narcolepsy but I wonder if she was just sickly from obesity.  She was always winded when she walked around.  I use the term 'walked' generously here, because it was more like she just rocked back and forth on two huge legs and each time she rocked she would move one of her feet a few inches forward.  I don't think she bent her knees because there was too much weight for her to lift in order to straighten her leg back out.  She was diabetic.  Someone told me she had a whole bunch of kids.  Depressing.
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Quote from Opium:
religions are already nuts. 

The number of people gone isn't large enough for me to think that it would mess everything up, but the way in which they left is so crazy.  That's what would cause the impact more so than the number imho

oh, yeah, sorry, that's what i meant. the disappearances didn't cause any problems like bridges collapsing or whatever -- more like mental problems in the people who didn't vanish
I was being a little sarcastic anyways.  I don't think I've mastered the art.
I'm phantasizing about programming my own webserver.

Send help.
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that's phantastic

ok sorry couldn't help myself
lmao you're right, now that I'm reading that again it does look fucking stupid spelt like that
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we clearly have phantasy star to blame lol
Definitely something to fase out
pretty neat if you didn't see it.

keep it up trump

you're making our current administration look good by comparison and that takes effort. A+
One shall stand, one shall ball.
No no firing the guy investigating your campaign is good and smart. Playing 4d chess over here while yall's just playing pogs.
it's a shame, he was going to give us a priority post-brexit trade deal but I get the feeling he won't be around long enough :(
One shall stand, one shall ball.
Good news! He wasn't going to do that anyway!
lol probably not

I almost feel sorry for him, those pesky checks and balances making it impossible for him to do anything
at this rate you might actually get to have your cake and eat it (i.e. neither trump nor clinton)
One shall stand, one shall ball.
Except Mike Pence is a theocratic loon so...  you know


It's not great.
ah ok, that's how it works, wasn't sure
One shall stand, one shall ball.
I guess in theory both could get booted on account of the whole campaign being sort of being a farce or something, I'm not sure, this sort of thing does really come up here. We do this to other countries, not the other way around.

But in that case I think we end up promoting Speaker of the House, Paul Ryan who is... also a loon.

We really, uh, how you say, screwed the pooch on this one.
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pretty neat if you didn't see it.

lol. I was wondering what was running on the machine... the reveal made me chuckle. neat indeed.
I heard that less than 1/5 people age 18-25 in the US voted.  If it's true, then it's infuriating.  That age group has the most opposition to Trump, so why the hell didn't they VOTE?  Makes me crazy just thinking about it.  WHY!?!?!?!?
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because people are stupid

there is no other explanation
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and there's nothing anyone can do about it