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Not impossible
just highly unlikely
It should be Star Wars. Change your opinion.
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why shoudl it be star wars
Not impossible
just highly unlikely
Because Star Wars is better than the Wild.
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ohokay

my life is explained by star wars

I;m like really cool for the second half but the first half get remade by an asshole and its shit and ends up ruining the second half even though it was perfect
Not impossible
just highly unlikely
A flawless analogy.
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more like a flawless anal orgy
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kill me please
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I sneezed and now my neck hurts a lot, I think it maeans im going to die

Not impossible
just highly unlikely
Yeah, you've got maybe five minutes, better tie up loose ends quick.
That's a common sign of liver failure.
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I wish I wrote some letters to my nice ex about how she was really nice but only had bad habbits and wasnt a bad person at all and wish ehr the best for the future

I wish I wrote some letters to my bad ex about how she should stop having sex with her 3 dogs and her cousin and go to therapy

I wish I left more money behind for
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Quote from ryu:
That's a common sign of liver failure.

wait really
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i think youre trollllllling me
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also this is the first time its ever hurt so i think im safe for at least awhile
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ive also learned more

its kinda weird ive learned that while im ointoxicated i shouldnt say things that ill just regret immediately because i know i will

so instead i just hold back things  but whatever

why does biospark only show up with i summon him with my alcohol magicks
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like serious bios the only time i ever get to talk to you is hwne i start drunk posting


just imagine how horrible these posts are before i delete all the bad parts and re-write themso i dont look stupid as fuck
One shall stand, one shall ball.
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why does biospark only show up with i summon him with my alcohol magicks

That's how ritual summoning works, dawg. If he just showed up any old time who would need the ritual?
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ryu: 2016-03-02 05:35:23 am
you make me feel like rolling my head over my keyboard is the only answer I can give at this point.
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Quote from ryu:
Yes.

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Quote from Poision Envy:
why does biospark only show up with i summon him with my alcohol magicks

That's how ritual summoning works, dawg. If he just showed up any old time who would need the ritual?

the summoning ritual has clearly worked but he doesnt seem to be posting. there must be something wrong with the spell, or do you think it takes a higher arcana to perform a posting channel as well? what do you suspect are the requirements? does it take more posting?
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Quote from ryu:
you make me feel like rolling my head over my keyboard is the only answer I can give at this point.

please post a picture of your head on your keyboard i think this is the only appropairate anyswer to really anything at all in life at this point
One shall stand, one shall ball.
Once summoned he has free will to post or not post, the ritual is required to make "post" and option you see.
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wow i have clearly a lot to learn about these ancient traditions. i wish to subscribe to more of your teachings, if bide you more time for an amateur like myself.

what course of action do yout hink we should partake for this night of ritual? is dnace in order? perhaps a sacrifice?
One shall stand, one shall ball.
The ritual drinking all of the water so as to combat the post ritual crushing headache is usually my go to.
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I have a litre of arizona ice tea, does thee dub it adequete for such a ritual? i do not know if substitution will anger the Old Gods or if simply they will not care if an amateur like myself practices such malpractices