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I missed out on talking about fuckable robots? fuck.
Not impossible
just highly unlikely
There's always time to talk about fuckable robots.
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does this count?

Not impossible
just highly unlikely
Do not try at home.
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Do not try at home.

Too late. Now you and I both have insane doctor bills
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Let's say hypothetically a satellite crashes into your backyard. It doesn't damage the property much, but.non the less. What would you do to make as much money off it as possible?
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just highly unlikely
Disassemble and repurpose it into a sexbot.
Why would you ask that question.

Unless a satellite actually crashed into your backyard
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just highly unlikely
Serious answer is probably to try to claim damages with your home insurance. I can't imagine any other way to make money off of that.

Unless you, like, sell tickets to see it, I guess.
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my idea was maybe contact a few different news agencies and see if one is willing to out-bid the other for an exclusive look at it and interview
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Why would you ask that question.

Unless a satellite actually crashed into your backyard


well maybe check an undisclosed news site in a few hours ;)
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Unless you want to be the first to see!
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just highly unlikely
Oh yeah I forgot that news stations pay for stupid shit.
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just highly unlikely
"Satellite crashes, affects nothing" is a very gripping headline.

Gotta fill that 24 hour cycle though.
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UNKNOWN SATTELITE crashes into CIVILIAN LIVING AREA
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just highly unlikely
UNIDENTIFIED SPACE DEBRIS CRASHES IN URBAN CENTER
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Top 10 Satellite crashes this year! Number 6 will make you fuck your dad!
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weird
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Opium: 2016-02-03 09:22:33 am
aiwebs_029

I guess the mummy was just too sexy for this guyhttp://worldnewsdailyreport.com/smithsonian-employee-accused-of-raping-2500-year-old-mummy/
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it was a dude mummy too. what the fuck bro.
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so far this morning I saw a dude fuck an aligator, and read about a dude fucking a mummy. Lets not have this get any worse.
red chamber dream
https://twitter.com/HenryHoffman/status/694184106440200192
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Firenukes777: 2019-06-04 08:12:29 am