social topic

2016-01-22 05:33:47 am

Well, long distance relationships need to work somehow.

2016-01-22 05:33:48 am

Club 27 Goals

i mean my hand was totally fine until i got the puss

and then after i was like wow this is so cold and boring and not at all good

Poision Envy

2016-01-22 05:34:38 am

Club 27 Goals

and like after you get the puss you realize how nice it is

but then you realize to get hte puss oyu have to wkr and like make her happy so then after you just want th efeeling of the puss without all the work so a fleshlight is so good for taht

Poision Envy

2016-01-22 05:34:42 am

Club 27 Goals

im just kidding im just kidding

Poision Envy

2016-01-22 05:34:57 am

Club 27 Goals

i looked int he mirror and i have glitter all over my face

Idkbutlike2

2016-01-22 05:35:16 am

So what you're saying is you stuck with the hand after all?

Poision Envy

2016-01-22 05:35:31 am

Club 27 Goals

nah dude i bought a fleshlight off of J-list but since it's from japan its too small

Idkbutlike2

2016-01-22 05:36:07 am

Well duh, they don't come in Waito Piggu size from there.

Poision Envy

2016-01-22 05:36:12 am

Club 27 Goals

like i fucking couldnt have it on my dick cause its oooooooooooo big

and then i put baby oil in it and apparently babby oil deteriates certain stuff and it ruined it

so ib ought a different one off amazon and it was even small and SUCKED

BioSpark

2016-01-22 05:36:41 am

fun fact: they actually say howaito for white

Poision Envy

2016-01-22 05:36:51 am

Club 27 Goals

when youre drunk go in the mirrroor and stare into your pupil and try to tell yuorself you're a real thing and realize how fake you are and how the world would be perfect if you werent existing