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DJGrenola
2015-11-30 03:18:57 am
Probably some no good dame involved somewhere as well
Toozin
2015-11-30 03:28:15 am
Not impossible
just highly unlikely
When she walks into her office you send her right back out that door.

...Well, you'll know that's what you should do but you've always been a sucker for a pair of cool blue eyes and legs that won't quit. She'll have looks that could kill, and you're already on the slab.
DJGrenola
2015-11-30 03:29:19 am
hehe

I'm getting into this story dude
DJGrenola
2015-11-30 03:29:44 am
shame fedoras are taboo nowadays
DJGrenola
2015-11-30 03:31:01 am
maybe I'll go out and buy a trenchcoat and some hard liquor
Toozin
2015-11-30 03:32:09 am
Not impossible
just highly unlikely
Don't forget the cigarettes and a .45
tomatobob
2015-11-30 03:33:53 am
One shall stand, one shall ball.
She had that look in her eye, that look that said she could pull the trigger any second. There just thing I could do, one chance to get outta this without a fresh hole in my skull. I put out my cigarette and say, "Actually, it's about ethics in video game journalism."
DJGrenola
2015-11-30 03:34:41 am
well played gents
Toozin
2015-11-30 03:35:10 am
Not impossible
just highly unlikely
lol
DJGrenola
2015-11-30 03:36:33 am
there's a spoof story in there isn't there? "Max Anvil Investigates Gamergate" or something
DJGrenola
2015-11-30 03:37:32 am
plenty of lulz available there
Toozin
2015-11-30 03:40:47 am
Not impossible
just highly unlikely
"I'm so tired of women being objectified in videogames," she said, rubbing her nipples.
tomatobob
2015-11-30 03:45:22 am
One shall stand, one shall ball.
It was 5:30 somewhere and I was already on my third can of Mountain Dew when she walked in. Tall, blonde hair, blue eyes, aka trouble with a capital T but damn if I didn't need the case. Then I saw the triforce on her shirt. Another fake gamer girl. That's the third this week, probably thinks Zelda's the main character like all the others.

I open my fifth bag of Doritos and wolf down my second chimichanga before sending here back where she came from. It's gonna be a long night.
DJGrenola
2015-11-30 03:55:23 am
to be fair, mountain dew is probably worse for you than bourbon
DJGrenola
2015-11-30 03:57:53 am
definitely the hard stuff
Poision Envy
2015-11-30 04:56:55 am
Club 27 Goals
fuck it, mix the two. The people that have the most fun die young anyway.
Toozin
2015-11-30 05:16:56 am
Not impossible
just highly unlikely
That's not very noir. You gotta be like:

The only thing waiting for me at the bottom of that bottle is a shallow grave and an ugly corpse. One poison, two poisons, it doesn't make much of a difference in the end. But what the hell, I was never going to live forever anyway. Might as well go out with a little nectar under the tongue.

As I slam the empty glass down on the counter, I can't help but wonder; am i doing the dew, or is the dew doing me?
DJGrenola
2015-11-30 05:21:15 am
damn I've read all dashiell hammett's best work and you guys are still way better at this than me
DJGrenola
2015-11-30 05:37:10 am
what's that line, something like "I really want to light a cigarette while I talk to this guy, but cigarettes are much too well known as medicine for the nervous."

classic noir
DJGrenola
2015-11-30 12:23:51 pm
all this talk of noir makes me feel like buying that tesla effect game

go 90s FMV revival
ryu
2015-11-30 01:10:42 pm
I played the first hour or so with friends. We weren't too impressed tbh....
DJGrenola
2015-11-30 01:14:09 pm
I guess that doesn't surprise me
Poision Envy
2015-11-30 02:46:39 pm
Club 27 Goals
man, DJ, have you tried Risk of Rain multiplayer? We can't figure out if it's stupidly difficult or not. You can't share items, but exp and money is shared, although we can't figure out if it's doubled or cut in half.