That man could not rally me to make a sandwich if I was staving. He is the possibly the least inspiring person I have ever heard and I've head myself speak.
I almost want to hear him give a state of the union just to see if he could put an entire planet to sleep.
I am 100% certain he is actually a devious communist plant as part of a plot to steal our precious bodily fluids after he has rendered us all unconscious.
Jesus I got SO sick yesterday that I came very close to going to the hospital. I started vomiting at 8am and didn't stop until midnight. The phrase 'violently ill' applies. That was awful. I think I was poisoned somehow. I'm much better, but pretty dehydrated.
