Tried to check out some night life and quickly remembered why I don't go clubbing any more.
We made our way to the coolest room of the club, and I see a very fancy looking bottle on a table. I bent over to read the label on it out of curiosity, and this creepy short 21 yo latino comes out of nowhere and literally puts his face three inches from mine and screams: See something you like! I said 'Excuse me? Wtf is your problem?' Stay away from my booze! he screams. This little leprechaun apparently thought I was moving in on his pot of gold. I told him I don't drink and held up my bottled water. 'Yeah right! Keep walkin'!' Not sure why he thought I was on a walk,or why he thought I was a homeless alcoholic that spent my $3 I earned panhandling on a bottled water because I got confused? What a freakin' idiot. I got away from him and sat on a sofa with a friend. Then some really drunk nasty dude sits with us and starts hitting on my friend. She politely turns him down, so then he starts talking to ME! Wtf is wrong with people? We move again and some tweeker tells us this long story about why he needs $20. Move again. Some girl comes up and starts a friendly chat. I thought, well maybe not everyone in here is crazy. She was very inquisitive, though. She asked me a question every few seconds it seemed. Some of the questions were pretty personal for someone who doesn't know me, but I just figured she was laid back, so I didn't mind. Then I asked her ONE question and she gets pissed off at me for being intrusive! I swear I was in the twilight zone. People are fucking terrible, stupid, disgusting, psychos. No wonder I had to be wasted in order to enjoy clubs. Never again!
We made our way to the coolest room of the club, and I see a very fancy looking bottle on a table. I bent over to read the label on it out of curiosity, and this creepy short 21 yo latino comes out of nowhere and literally puts his face three inches from mine and screams: See something you like! I said 'Excuse me? Wtf is your problem?' Stay away from my booze! he screams. This little leprechaun apparently thought I was moving in on his pot of gold. I told him I don't drink and held up my bottled water. 'Yeah right! Keep walkin'!' Not sure why he thought I was on a walk,or why he thought I was a homeless alcoholic that spent my $3 I earned panhandling on a bottled water because I got confused? What a freakin' idiot. I got away from him and sat on a sofa with a friend. Then some really drunk nasty dude sits with us and starts hitting on my friend. She politely turns him down, so then he starts talking to ME! Wtf is wrong with people? We move again and some tweeker tells us this long story about why he needs $20. Move again. Some girl comes up and starts a friendly chat. I thought, well maybe not everyone in here is crazy. She was very inquisitive, though. She asked me a question every few seconds it seemed. Some of the questions were pretty personal for someone who doesn't know me, but I just figured she was laid back, so I didn't mind. Then I asked her ONE question and she gets pissed off at me for being intrusive! I swear I was in the twilight zone. People are fucking terrible, stupid, disgusting, psychos. No wonder I had to be wasted in order to enjoy clubs. Never again!






