my username actually came from both. my original username was "windingstairs" (lol) a long time ago, but people thought that was too much to type, so they shortened it to "windy" (as in "winding stairs")
i eventually switched to just "windy" and as new people didn't know the origins of it, i became windy as in the wind. i go with that now as it sounds cuter than "whine-dy."
This burrito is probably one of the most nasty-looking burritos I've ever seen but it tastes AMAZING.
In the instructions it told me to microwave it inside it's little plastic bag, so I did. After it was done it had expanded, and the moisture made the plastic stick to the burrito. When I tried getting the burrito out it kinda broke and lots of the stuff came spilling out. I wasn't too sure if I wanted to eat it or not after looking at it, but it tastes really good for some reason.
I'm not sure if I have anything as exciting as preparing a microwave burrito to report. I went to a party tonight. Mostly snooty wealthy fucks aged 50-65. This one couple was particularly icky, since the man kept making eyes at me. For a moment I wondered how much money he had..and whether or not it would be worth it. Then I thought about how cool it would be to totally lie to him and tell him that I was in love with him and that the only way we could ever be happy is if his skanky crone of a wife were eliminated. I'd talk him into destroying her, and once she was gone I would force him to give me all his money or I'd narc on him. Just when I felt like I was gonna have some kinda nervous breakdown from the sheer absurdity of the whole scene, I get a text message from Don, the sexy bastard. I met him uptown at some swanky martini bar where he made me drink a godiva chocolate martini. It was delicious, and of course I ended up going home with him. I slept for about an hour then came home to get high. Saturday nights suck when you get old.