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Indie Lover
best tales game for me is Destiny

PS: thx for the apocalipse, now i rejoice in the social topic! YAY \o/
Not impossible
just highly unlikely
Phantasia is pretty much unbearable.
The wandering Space Dragon
http://www.ahajokes.com/com023.html
LOL. This, you must all read.
how very clever.
One shall stand, one shall ball.
heh women mirite fellow nerds. aiwebs_008
The wandering Space Dragon
Pssh, yeah. How bout that.
red chamber dream
never talked to one of those.
Not impossible
just highly unlikely
There isn't a single woman problem that can't be solved with a good solid punch to the mouth.
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There isn't a single woman problem that can't be solved with a good solid punch to the mouth.

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What do you tell a woman with 2 black eyes?  Nothing - you done told the bitch twice already!


What's that useless lump of flesh around a vagina called?  A woman.


Why do women wear makeup and perfume?  Because they're ugly and they stink.





I've heard them all!
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I've heard them all!
Well, I haven't. So, please, continue. *just kidding!*
How come Helen Keller couldn't drive?  Because she was a woman.
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How come Helen Keller couldn't drive?  Because she was a woman.
To be honest, most women drivers I know are indeed fairly much crap. Wink
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Opium: 2010-07-09 09:24:24 am
Well I have been driving for 20 years and just recently got my first ticket, so I have an above average record.  It's actually asian women who really suck at driving.
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ryu: 2010-07-09 09:38:10 am
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Why do women wear makeup and perfume?  Because they're ugly and they stink.

That's one I'd say.
It's just a temporary pseudo-mask that doesn't make you any more beautiful than you are, and physical attraction shouldn't matter longer than a glimpse anyway. Personality matters.

At least wear an actual mask for some style points.

Bitches.
Personally (and I'm male) - I don't care one bit about make-up. I prefer my fiancée without it actually. She's gorgeous enough as it is without it, to me anyhow. I've never quite gotten it, the whole make-up thing. Women are gorgeous creatures and I find it silly to want to improve on that by artificial means.

And, what ryu said - physical attraction is fleeting. We all end up as shriveled up prunes.
Swapping topics to remove chances of derailing the introduction topic into another social topic. Though I know it happens all the time anyways.

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so maybe it was a sex accident and you just don't remember?
The sad thing is, I have perfect memory while drunk. So, all the stupid things I've said and done any and all times I've been drunk, I remember them all. Some of those events I'd gladly forget. Not this accident though. Physically painful as it may have been, it was an interesting experience.

Physically very painful. With each breath I took, with each muscle I moved it felt as though my left leg was being torn off, twisted 360 degrees and sliced with a katana. And I had to endure that for upwards of 10 hours. Suffice it to say - I hardly ever drink anymore. And, I'm now the "proud" owner of a fake hip.


I only ever had a black out once, and that was because I was halway passed out the whole time. So yeah, I know how it is to remember all the embarassing shit you say when drunk. Prime reason why I hardly ever drink, and if it all I try to keep it at one, two, maybe three beers.

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Physically very painful. etc.

You weren't drunk enough. Worst thing having happened to me while drunk was having fallen out of a bath tub. I hadn't felt any pain at all.
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Personally (and I'm male)

Do I have to point out that I'm male too?

Taiga should show genders beneath the the age in every post.
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Kharay1977: 2010-07-09 10:40:26 am
Quote from ryu:
I only ever had a black out once, and that was because I was halway passed out the whole time. So yeah, I know how it is to remember all the embarassing shit you say when drunk. Prime reason why I hardly ever drink, and if it all I try to keep it at one, two, maybe three beers.
Lovely, isn't it? Remembering all the embarrassing stuff. Some of it still makes me facepalm at myself.
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You weren't drunk enough. Worst thing having happened to me while drunk was having fallen out of a bath tub. I hadn't felt any pain at all.
Trust me, no amount of alcohol could've helped. Unless it had been enough to knock me unconscious. And even that I doubt. Near the end of my ordeal (which consisted of crawling to my phone, to get help), I was dehydrated, famished, hadn't slept and in general was in very poor condition. My blood pressure was measured to be something like 85 over 47 by the time I finally did reach the hospital. I was barely conscious. My sister's boyfriend had to keep me from falling out of the chair I was in.
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Taiga should show genders beneath the the age in every post.
Only if you specified it and not in every theme. It doesn't show your gender in Willow. Not at every post anyhow.
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Remembering all the embarrassing stuff. Some of it still makes me facepalm at myself.

Don't forget the other party's usually drunk as well. Chances are the person you said that stuff to cares/rememberes even less than you yourself do.

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Only if you specified it and not in every theme. It doesn't show your gender in Willow. Not at every post anyhow.

it doesn't show the poster's age in any post at all. That's what i meant. It should give the user the option to turn this on.
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Don't forget the other party's usually drunk as well. Chances are the person you said that stuff to cares/rememberes even less than you yourself do.
That does nothing to reduce my embarrassment *grin*
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it doesn't show the poster's age in any post at all. That's what i meant. It should give the user the option to turn this on.
Read my edit. I meant to type gender. In any case, it doesn't matter a great deal. I didn't specify my gender or age in my profile, so, yeah, I felt a need to mention my gender.
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How come Helen Keller couldn't drive?  Because she was a woman.

Why don't women need drivers' licenses?
Because you don't need a car to get from the kitchen to the bedroom Wink
red chamber dream
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Taiga should show genders beneath the the age in every post.

dunno if tf will ever do that but you can see a user's gender (if they've filled it out) by clicking the little triangle next to their username.
Indie Lover
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Well I have been driving for 20 years and just recently got my first ticket, so I have an above average record.  It's actually asian women who really suck at driving.


wait? you're a girl?
all this time i thought you're a dude... sorry X_X
One shall stand, one shall ball.
omg a girl what do i do
fuck or get fucked with.

tdk's philosophy on women.