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windy
2010-06-29 07:57:03 pm
gyrotechnic lollipop
oh motherfuck, fuck ants. holy shit. i fell into a fireant mound a few days before we had a 12 hour car trip. i was like FUCK MY LIFE.

and flies sit on shit and then sit on your food so fuck them.
Poision Envy
2010-06-29 07:57:12 pm
Club 27 Goals
My cat eats all the flies in my house. I wouldn't mind it as much if he didn't give me kisses all the time.
Opium
2010-06-29 07:57:45 pm
I've killed several animals while driving. Each incident happened so fast that there was really no time to weigh whether or not to swerve.  I had about 1 second from the time I saw the animal to the time they went crunch.
arkarian
2010-06-29 07:57:48 pm
red chamber dream
heh i don't mind flies at all when i'm inside; it's when i'm outside that they get on my nerves. and of course it's then when i don't have a flyswatter or newspaper to roll up.
tomatobob
2010-06-29 07:57:52 pm
One shall stand, one shall ball.
Quote from Idkbutlike2:
You are a certified internet whore, Tbob

This speaks volumes about your opinion of urmom. Wink
windy
2010-06-29 07:58:00 pm
gyrotechnic lollipop
my dog is fucking petrified of flies. he used to just eat them, but then my mom swatted at one with a newspaper once and that scared him for god knows what reason, so now he's petrified of flies. it's hilarious tbh.
arkarian
2010-06-29 07:58:37 pm
red chamber dream
my parents' dog is afraid of EVERYTHING. if you drop something on the floor she won't go near that spot for hours.
windy
2010-06-29 07:58:42 pm
gyrotechnic lollipop
@ Opium that sucks. :(
Idkbutlike2
2010-06-29 07:58:42 pm
Quote from taigabob:
Quote from Idkbutlike2:
You are a certified internet whore, Tbob

This speaks volumes about your opinion of urmom. Wink

This speaks volumes about your pride in your profession.
Poision Envy
2010-06-29 07:59:48 pm
Club 27 Goals
Quote from arkarian:
my parents' dog is afraid of EVERYTHING. if you drop something on the floor she won't go near that spot for hours.


My dog is pretty skitsy. She's a really small dog though. If you call her name she'll be scared you're going to hit her or something, so you have to say it in a really playful voice otherwise she won't come.

It's pretty funny because my mom will try and get her to come out from under the couch, and after calling her like 4 times my mom starts to get angry and then the dog gets really scared and just hides.
arkarian
2010-06-29 07:59:49 pm
red chamber dream
don't think i've ever hit anything but bugs while driving. a deer hit me once though.
Idkbutlike2
2010-06-29 07:59:57 pm
All the dogs I had back when I lived with my grandparents were a bunch of fearless, hicky mutts.
tomatobob
2010-06-29 08:00:40 pm
One shall stand, one shall ball.
Quote from arkarian:
heh i don't mind flies at all when i'm inside; it's when i'm outside that they get on my nerves. and of course it's then when i don't have a flyswatter or newspaper to roll up.

I can't imagine how this works. Any flies that get in my house will spend hours doing nothing but bouncing off my computer monitor or television. Outside they do nothing remotely annoying.
windy
2010-06-29 08:01:02 pm
gyrotechnic lollipop
i haven't been driving for very long so i haven't had the misfortune of hitting anything yet. but of course i'm seeing many animals that others hit. i saw a turtle last week and i'm still really upset about it. they look absolutely pitiful.
arkarian
2010-06-29 08:01:21 pm
red chamber dream
around here the flies and other bugs always buzz around your hair or right by your ears. fucking annoying.
BioSpark
2010-06-29 08:01:27 pm
they're annoying outside too, especially if they keep flying by your ears.
Idkbutlike2
2010-06-29 08:01:29 pm
Just get rid of flies with the paper-under-paper-cup trick.
Poision Envy
2010-06-29 08:01:46 pm
Club 27 Goals
At night my monitor always attracts a bunch of stupid little insects. and I can't smash them against the screen because then my monitor will be dirty.
arkarian
2010-06-29 08:01:52 pm
red chamber dream
oh dude turtles on the road = not cool. there are a lot around here so any time i see one that's alive i try to move it off the road.
windy
2010-06-29 08:02:19 pm
gyrotechnic lollipop
regular old flies don't really bother me since they can't do anything to me. i am absolutely terrified by mosquitoes and wasps though. i will scream involuntarily and run for my life.
Idkbutlike2
2010-06-29 08:02:21 pm
Funny, all I see are rabbits and squirrels.
Opium
2010-06-29 08:02:35 pm
We don't have turtles here.  Lots of bunnies & prairie dogs though, and sometimes porcupines.
Idkbutlike2
2010-06-29 08:02:42 pm
And I live by a marsh too.
Gaius_4
2010-06-29 08:02:45 pm
somebody asked about an animal that eats (part of) it's body when it gets scared.  It seems like it's a certain lizard, and it eats it's tail.
tomatobob
2010-06-29 08:02:46 pm
One shall stand, one shall ball.
I would literally drive off of a cliff if it meant not hitting a turtle.