I told my friend about my little fender bender, and she said I should get a massage on my neck and upper back even though I don't feel any pain right now. She made an appt for me to go see her LMT this evening. Then she showed me a pic of him. He's way too sexy! I'm gonna be too nervous. Dammit, why couldn't he be some old fat gay guy.
This is why I could never get a proper massage. I'm sure that they're used to it, but if some hot chickeroo is giving me a rub down, I don't care how well my dangly friend is trained, he's gonna surface.
Vote for Zach to be on Oprah. He's currently winning with almost twice the amount of votes that the person in second has. Of course, he has the internet backing him up, but whateva.