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kesvalk
2010-09-09 03:40:46 pm
Indie Lover
blame opium, she is the root of all evil...
TheMG2
2010-09-09 03:50:26 pm
...Its Birdo all over again.
kesvalk
2010-09-09 04:09:23 pm
Indie Lover
it's a birdo with 1,90m height in a powersuit capable of launching missiles...
TheMG2
2010-09-09 04:11:03 pm
And Ice Cream.
tomatobob
2010-09-09 05:24:09 pm
One shall stand, one shall ball.
Quote from TheGreenManalishi:
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Dudes do not have hips like that.

Chicks don't have shoulders like that. Dudes can wear big ass armor suits with hips like that.

Somehow, I doubt that the person wearing the suit has shoulders as big as those enormous shoulder pads would indicate. Probably because those shoulder pads are enormous. Either that or the dude has the most impossible upper body proportions imaginable, I'll grant that the Japanese origin of the character doesn't necessarily rule that out. Of course that supports the tranny theory as well...
TheGreenManalishi
2010-09-09 05:26:35 pm
The tranny theory is becoming more and more viable. I wish I was kidding. Shit, it'd make a lot more sense than most of Other M.
tomatobob
2010-09-09 05:28:26 pm
One shall stand, one shall ball.
That seals it. Opium, go to Japan and write the next Metroid game, you're clearly better at it than Nintendo.
Toozin
2010-09-09 05:36:30 pm
Not impossible
just highly unlikely
But make sure we have to get 100% to see her balls.
TheGreenManalishi
2010-09-09 05:38:36 pm
75% we see a boner through the zero suit.
Toozin
2010-09-09 05:45:50 pm
Not impossible
just highly unlikely
Will she be looking at a picture of Adam?
TheGreenManalishi
2010-09-09 05:48:29 pm
Nah watching a vid of Adam being sucked off by a 'troid.
Opium
2010-09-09 07:01:55 pm
LOL MoM has inspired Festivus in September.
TheGreenManalishi
2010-09-10 07:20:29 am
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75% we see a boner through the zero suit.

Someone can probably 'shop this into existence, actually. Get to it, artistes!
Prime Hunter
2010-09-10 08:10:10 am
I'll pass on that, thanks. There's so much wrong with this concept I'm not even going to bother commenting on it.
Quietus
2010-09-10 08:51:24 am
Super Secret Area - Dead Ahead!
As for the toothed vag, as Opium so eloquently put it, one of the pics in the gallery, which they're trying to pretend is a picture of the underside of a Metroid, clearly shows this to be true.
kesvalk
2010-09-10 12:18:45 pm
Indie Lover
so... this is what happened when she got the metroid vaccine... side effect can fuck you up badly...

PS: my god, the mini-tank fugikoma just moved!
TheGreenManalishi
2010-09-10 12:21:46 pm
That's a Tachikoma and it certainly does move ;)
Opium
2010-09-10 04:31:39 pm
I have to say that this game has the coolest power bombs.  I wish that it didn't slow down so much though during the animation and that you could unmorph faster.
sabata2
2010-09-10 04:41:57 pm
ANKOKU
You can unmorph PLENTY fast after a PB (and I agree this has the best version of PBs). When fighting the Door guards I'd place a PB, unmorph and have a charged shot ready before they even finished their "unmounting" animation.
Turtle
2010-09-10 04:44:54 pm
I like turtles.
I like Prime's/Echoes' Power Bombs the best, still.  The ones here aren't unlocked until their only usefulness is contrived.  At least the ones in the 2D games could sweep the screen for secrets.
sabata2
2010-09-10 04:47:22 pm
ANKOKU
Well yeah, these PBs are quite useless, but hot damn if they didn't play up their destruction factor to the max.
Opium
2010-09-10 04:50:54 pm
Quote from sabata2:
You can unmorph PLENTY fast after a PB (and I agree this has the best version of PBs). When fighting the Door guards I'd place a PB, unmorph and have a charged shot ready before they even finished their "unmounting" animation.


It is relatively fast, but not as fast as I would like it to be.  I push the button several times before she actually unmorphs.
KingBroly
2010-09-10 06:52:50 pm
I'm pretty sure they slow the framerate down for dramatic effect of the Power Bomb, and that's why it takes several presses.  It's like the Ninja Gaiden games with the Continue Screen, except it's not 'we're punishing your bad play by making you look at text for 5 extra seconds'.

My Metroid knowledge is failing me at the moment, but couldn't you always destroy Metroids with Power Bombs?
TheOthin
2010-09-10 06:55:15 pm
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My Metroid knowledge is failing me at the moment, but couldn't you always destroy Metroids with Power Bombs?

Which game are you referring to?
KingBroly
KingBroly
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2010-09-10 07:01:49 pm
Quote from TheOthin:
Quote from KingBroly:
My Metroid knowledge is failing me at the moment, but couldn't you always destroy Metroids with Power Bombs?

Which game are you referring to?


I want to say Super, but I haven't tried to use a Power Bomb against a Metroid in Super for so long.