Take a pic with you doing the splits and you'll be well on your way to being like Pavel Tsatsouline. Be sure to have a smirk on your face like it's "No Problem" and point at the camera.
I was kidding. Your pic made me think of this guy. The hairline and the 'no-shirt'. So doing the splits would complete the illusion. But it wouldn't be an illusion because then it would be real.