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2017-10-06 02:44:27 pm

I was only kidding. I try to always have a healthy amount of skepticism in my thinking, but I had no more reason to conclude you were full of shit than I did to conclude that you weren't full of shit. I wanted you to figure out how to recreate it so I could see it.

zeldacia3

2017-10-06 02:45:57 pm

Amateur Speedrunner, Roleplayer

I'm at least more believable than that lady you work with XD

Opium

2017-10-06 02:47:54 pm

lol talking snakes are more believable than that cow

Opium

Edit history:

Opium: 2017-10-06 02:54:44 pm

2017-10-06 02:54:06 pm

She's been taking a lot of time off because her husband has some antibiotic resistant super-bug infection and his legs and fingers turned black and he's just a mess. She's been having to take him to have IV drugs administered every day to fight the infection. When she does come to work she tells us all about how she saved the day at the hospital by telling all the doctors and nurses how to do their jobs. And it's not just when they're treating her husband, it's all the patients within earshot. She says she saved some guy from being given the wrong drug right in the nick of time. And this other patient was about to be released until she went through his chart and noticed his lipids were off or some shit like that and he should stay in the hospital for observation. Those stupid doctors and nurses are helpless without her on the case! So ridiculous

zeldacia3

2017-10-06 02:55:08 pm

Amateur Speedrunner, Roleplayer

seems legit :P

Opium

2017-10-06 02:56:28 pm

She told me she has saved hundreds of lives. She's saved dozens of children by using CPR. Then she says she expects nothing in return, not even a thank you. I have to check to see if she's rubbing one out while she tells me this shit because it sure seems like it.

zeldacia3

2017-10-06 02:59:34 pm

Amateur Speedrunner, Roleplayer

Does anyone actually believe her?

Opium

2017-10-06 03:12:00 pm

She has a couple of familiars who worship the ground she walks on and obey her commands to start shit and gossip about people, and I'm pretty sure they believe her. The rest of us don't. But nobody bothered to warn me about it so I called her out a couple of times when I first started working in the same office as her.

ryu

2017-10-06 03:56:56 pm

Quote from Serris:

Here you go: https://www.speedrun.com/am2r2/forum

that's what people abandoned m2k2 for? wtf

zeldacia3

2017-10-06 03:58:24 pm

Amateur Speedrunner, Roleplayer

Quote from Opium:

She has a couple of familiars who worship the ground she walks on and obey her commands to start shit and gossip about people, and I'm pretty sure they believe her. The rest of us don't. But nobody bothered to warn me about it so I called her out a couple of times when I first started working in the same office as her.

They must be pretty gullible

Serris

2017-10-06 04:03:33 pm

If by "that" you mean Discord

Also I thought people mostly abandoned m2k2 because there were no Metroid games

arkarian

2017-10-06 04:15:45 pm

red chamber dream

i thought it was because they're all autistic and didn't like the social boards because ew, people

Serris

2017-10-06 04:43:20 pm

Why would you want to socialize with Metroid fans

zeldacia3

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zeldacia3: 2017-10-06 06:54:32 pm

2017-10-06 06:54:02 pm

Amateur Speedrunner, Roleplayer

Quote from arkarian:

i thought it was because they're all autistic and didn't like the social boards because ew, people

I take offense to that. I am autistic.
jk i'm used to people using that joke :P

arkarian

2017-10-06 07:09:05 pm

red chamber dream

i'm only sort of joking, it's partially true, but it's not a bad thing

in my limited experience it seems some people with autism are either better at or more interested in socializing than others