contradiction

2006-08-01 12:35:16 am

red chamber dream

Yeah, but that shit is weird, even for Uncyclopedia. I wonder who sits there and thinks that up for such a random person as Oscar Wilde.

nate

2006-08-01 01:14:10 am

oscar wilde is like one of uncyclopedia's "things," kind of like kitten huffing.

arkarian

2006-08-01 01:27:00 am

red chamber dream

Ah, didn't know that; should probably go there more often.

I wish I had a thing, and I mean that in a penis sort of way.

KennyMan666

2006-08-03 09:04:40 pm

Viking

Precursor

nate, exactly what have you been smoking?

RT-55J

2006-08-04 01:06:54 pm

Armor Guardian

Who needs a full time job that doesn't involve french fries?

nn12000

2006-08-04 02:13:21 pm

Mister ...

Quote from RT-55J:

Who needs a full time job that doesn't involve french fries?

Me. Though I've been thinking about applying for a job at Dairy Queen. Only problem is that they have fries.

arkarian

2006-08-04 02:37:15 pm

red chamber dream

Should work for a pizza shop instead ... though, we DO sell fries as well. :(

nn12000

2006-08-04 03:06:56 pm

Mister ...

A pizza place that sells fries? wtf?

UchihaSasuke

2006-08-04 06:33:11 pm

my umbrella goes directly to Bankai

there's one place like that near me. my family orders there often.

Hitaro

2006-08-04 06:38:22 pm

When's your next update?

nn12000

2006-08-04 07:08:52 pm

Mister ...

Eh, Pizza and fries isn't really that bad of an idea. It's a pretty good combo, like fries and burgers, fries and a shake, etc.

Fries pretty much go with everything.

arkarian

2006-08-04 07:57:40 pm

red chamber dream

Quote from nn12000:

A pizza place that sells fries? wtf?

I work at Best Pizza And Subs, a local pizza and sub shop (three locations, whoo!!) that offers many sides, including three types of fries, buffalo wings, mozzerella sticks, cheese bread, jalapeño poppers, chicken nuggets, Ben And Jerry's ice cream, cheesecake, apple churros, and more.

nn12000

2006-08-05 12:56:56 am

Mister ...

Damn Ark, I wanna work where you work...
You go get a free lunch there, right?

arkarian

2006-08-05 01:08:26 am

red chamber dream

Heh, I can make pizza, subs, fries, or anything else as often as I want for myself. Also get free sodas all day long.

nn12000

2006-08-05 09:36:04 am

Mister ...

Damn... that's way better than dairy queen, even if DQ has blizzards. I'm not a big Ice-Cream addict either, so that could have something to do with it. Ahwell, I'm sure I'll find something to do when I get my licence.

Back on topic.

Why are First-Person shooter games so much fun and addicting?

Izo

2006-08-05 10:02:36 am

soaking through

Why does nobody use "addictive" anymore?

BioSpark

2006-08-05 11:43:39 am

I have a feeling if we keep using the word addictive, we will get some interesting google ads.

arkarian

2006-08-05 12:14:38 pm

red chamber dream

Izo: yeah, I dunno, though I tend to shy away from using any form of "addict", because it seems to have just become too cliché.

Yoshi348

2006-08-05 12:20:22 pm

PAGE BREAKER

Ready and willing.

Quote from Izo:

Why does nobody use "addictive" anymore?

I don't think I've ever head anyone use that instead of addicting in this context. Another secret US/British English difference, or just kraidization of the language?

EDIT: Oh, hey, that's a question!

arkarian

2006-08-05 12:25:18 pm

red chamber dream

It's also just plain incorrect to use "addicting" as an adjective, no matter where you live. But I guess you could say that you're using it as a verb, as in "this game is addicting [me]", but that's really pretty stupid.