A minor question...

2004-02-26 05:29:31 pm

Is it possible to skip the phazon suit? (Because of getting that artifact in all that pazon early...) Or do you have to beat the Omaga Pirate to get to fight Metra Ridley, or something...?

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Toozin

2004-02-26 05:31:29 pm

Not impossible

just highly unlikely

It's possible to get to Metroid Prime without it, but you won't be able to damage form 2 whatsoever.

Metroid Menace

2004-02-26 06:19:10 pm

...Oh yeah, thats right.... stupid me.... ^_^ Anyway thanks.

skynes

2004-02-27 04:22:11 am

Conversation between PHazon suitless Samus and Metroid Prime form 2

Samus - Muhahaha Metroid Prime! I have skipped your minions and am here to destroy you!

MP - And exactly how are you going to do that?

Samus - With my beam of course!

MP *ahem* I'm immune to energy weapons...

Samus - Then with Missiles!!!

MP - I'm immune to those too...

Samus - Oh..... What bout Power bombs?

MP - Nope....

Samus - ... regular bombs?

MP - Not a chance...

Samus - ...crap....

Roy

2004-02-27 05:24:20 am

Quote from skynes:

Conversation between PHazon suitless Samus and Metroid Prime form 2

Samus - Muhahaha Metroid Prime! I have skipped your minions and am here to destroy you!

MP - And exactly how are you going to do that?

Samus - With my beam of course!

MP *ahem* I'm immune to energy weapons...

Samus - Then with Missiles!!!

MP - I'm immune to those too...

Samus - Oh..... What bout Power bombs?

MP - Nope....

Samus - ... regular bombs?

MP - Not a chance...

Samus - ...crap....

lmao!

skynes

2004-02-27 05:54:36 am

Would be amusing to make a conversation between Samus and most enemies of the game... especially bosses.

I might do that just for a laugh.

Roy

2004-02-27 07:26:26 am

Quote from skynes:

Would be amusing to make a conversation between Samus and most enemies of the game... especially bosses.

I might do that just for a laugh.

le me try :p

Samus at Thardus-fight:

Samus:-Hey,your going don bro!

Thardus:*looking down*-You think that little man?

Samus:-Yes...

Thardus:-Ok,give me your best shot!

Samus:-Deal*Morphs and boosts to thardus,lays a Power Bomb,Thardus blows in little pieces*

Samus:-Oooooo,that gotta hurt!!

pretty lame :D

skynes

2004-02-27 11:25:29 am

Hmm Thardus...

Samus - So what's your name then? Rocky?

*Thardus tosess rock at Samus*
*Samus dodges*

Samus - Oh I get it! You're CHUCK!

*Thardus rolls into ball and rolls toward Samus*
*Samus dashes out of the way*

Samus - Listen, we're supposed to be fighting... Not playing Rock n Roll!

*Samus fires Super Missile blowing Thardus to bits*

Samus - Ah I know ur name now!!! CHIP!

Faust

2004-02-27 11:27:53 am

Quote from skynes:

Samus - Listen, we're supposed to be fighting... Not playing Rock n Roll!

Omg... so bad...

Sarah

2004-02-27 11:32:30 am

Quote from skynes:

*Thardus tosess rock at Samus*
*Samus dodges*

Samus - Oh I get it! You're CHUCK!

XD GEINUS!

I swear I think these Metroid games are sucking the life out of us...

Booooooo. ._.

skynes

2004-02-27 11:35:56 am

Yeah I know... It's supposed to be corny... Rock jokes are easy to do...

I'm trying to think an Omega Pirate one...

Samus -- Wheee... Well aren't you a big boy...

OP - I'm the Omega Pirate....

Samus - Well what's your power?

OP - I make earthquakes...

Samus - riiiitteee.....

*Samus shoots OP with Super Missile blowing his armour off*

OP - Oooowwwww...... heeheeehee

Samus - Wot u laughing at?

*OP turns invisible*

OP - Nyah nyah you can't see me!

*Samus goes X-Ray*
Samus - Yes I can...

OP - crap...

*OP gets shot in face with Super Missile*

OP - Well that's me done for... time for my suicide attack

Samus - Suicide Attack? You have no armour and no weapons... What u gonna do!? FALL ON ME!?!?

*OP falls on Samus*

Samus - ....Ouch.....

Light of Day

2004-02-27 12:32:50 pm

Ooh, I could do Flaahgra:

*Samus enters Flaahgras room*

Samus: What the hell? A giant mutant petunia?!? This place gets weirder and weirder.

Flaahgra: I'm not just any giant mutant petunia, I am a giant mutant petunia of DOOM! Savor your last moments alive, Samus Aran, for they will be both short and painful! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Samus: Shut up, plant boy, I need to be able to concentrate so I can work out how to kill you.

Flaahgra: Ah, but my defenses are as ingenious as they are strong! Your weapons cannot harm me, and you will certainly never work out that the secret to defeating me is in the huge mirrors beaming sunlight onto me!

Samus: ...

Flaahgra: ...Crap.

*Samus starts knoking mirrors out, Flaahgra starts putting them back in place*

Samus: Hey! Cut that out!

Flaahgra: Um... no?

Samus: Aw, come on! Please?

Flaahgra: No! Why should I?

Samus: It's really in your best interests...

Flaahgra: Ooh, that sounds like a threat. I can squash you where you stand like the insignificant little fly that you are. You are certainly no match for my superior power and intellect. In fact, I would go so far as to say that...*Missile explodes in Flaahgras face*

Samus: Would you please SHUT THE HELL UP?!?

Flaahgra: OOOOOOW! That hurt! Why you little... hey, where'd you go? Aw nuts, Shes knocked all the mirrors out. Getting... sleepy...

*Samus rolls under Flaahgra, plants bombs, then rolls out again. Bombs explode*

Flaahgra: *sniff* *sniff* Do I smell burning?

*Flaahgra looks down*

Flaahgra: AHHHHH!! I'M ON FIRE!!!! IT BURNS!! OH HOW IT BURNS LIKE A MILLION SUNS!!

*Fire spreads all over Flaahgra, who slowly starts to wither away, all the while writhing and shrieking in agony. Only a large red flower is left*

Samus: Coooool. Do it again!

Ooh, I could do Flaahgra:

*Samus enters Flaahgras room*

Samus: What the hell? A giant mutant petunia?!? This place gets weirder and weirder.

Flaahgra: I'm not just any giant mutant petunia, I am a giant mutant petunia of DOOM! Savor your last moments alive, Samus Aran, for they will be both short and painful! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Samus: Shut up, plant boy, I need to be able to concentrate so I can work out how to kill you.

Flaahgra: Ah, but my defenses are as ingenious as they are strong! Your weapons cannot harm me, and you will certainly never work out that the secret to defeating me is in the huge mirrors beaming sunlight onto me!

Samus: ...

Flaahgra: ...Crap.

*Samus starts knoking mirrors out, Flaahgra starts putting them back in place*

Samus: Hey! Cut that out!

Flaahgra: Um... no?

Samus: Aw, come on! Please?

Flaahgra: No! Why should I?

Samus: It's really in your best interests...

Flaahgra: Ooh, that sounds like a threat. I can squash you where you stand like the insignificant little fly that you are. You are certainly no match for my superior power and intellect. In fact, I would go so far as to say that...*Missile explodes in Flaahgras face*

Samus: Would you please SHUT THE HELL UP?!?

Flaahgra: OOOOOOW! That hurt! Why you little... hey, where'd you go? Aw nuts, Shes knocked all the mirrors out. Getting... sleepy...

*Samus rolls under Flaahgra, plants bombs, then rolls out again. Bombs explode*

Flaahgra: *sniff* *sniff* Do I smell burning?

*Flaahgra looks down*

Flaahgra: AHHHHH!! I'M ON FIRE!!!! IT BURNS!! OH HOW IT BURNS LIKE A MILLION SUNS!!

*Fire spreads all over Flaahgra, who slowly starts to wither away, all the while writhing and shrieking in agony. Only a large red flower is left*

Samus: Coooool. Do it again!

nate

2004-02-27 12:39:11 pm

Quote from Light of Day:

Do it again!

:)

fractic

2004-02-27 02:03:38 pm

MP first form

samus: now what is that strange thing on the wall

MP: i'm no strange thing i'm the source of all phazon!

samus: is that why you look so silly?

*MP gets of the wall and crawls through it*

samus: running away before i even shoot you?
*does cool summersault down*
So in reality your just a stupid pink-black spider.

MP: silence you insignificant worm! I shall enjoy squatting you!
*launches beam at samus*

*samus easily dodges the beam*
samus: Is that the best you can do? I thought you where supposed to be super strong. Now lets whipe that grin of your face.
*turns on wavebuster*

MP: ouch! turn it of turn it off! *turns white* HAHAHAHAH now your tiny litlle arm cannon can't hurt me! I am superior!*ice spreader freezes MP*

samus: ow shut up you are soooo boring!

*MP turns yellow*

samus: ow right more colors. Let me guess you play taxi when nobody is around.

MP: How'd you know! I thought I payed the space pirates for their silence!

samus: *stunned* eeeeh... you get more scarry every time you open your mouth you know.

MP: AAAAARGGGGH. SHUT UP!!! Now face the wrath of my special melee attack!

samus: I'm 20 meters away you stupid.

*MP turns on tractorbeam*

samus: right first taxi now tractor. *shoots supe rmissile at MP*

MP: ouch that hurts you know! I'll guess i have no choise to change color again.

samus: let me guess you're going to turn red.

MP: *shocked* how'd you know!
*turns red*

samus: a 2 months old baby could predict! Why do you change colors anyway?

MP: its because the random nature of phazon.

samus: random?? So why are you allways vurnerable to one of my beams then? *Shoots charged plasma at MP*

MP: aaaaargggg its burning!!! *runs away through the wall, but trips and falls down*

MP first form

samus: now what is that strange thing on the wall

MP: i'm no strange thing i'm the source of all phazon!

samus: is that why you look so silly?

*MP gets of the wall and crawls through it*

samus: running away before i even shoot you? 
*does cool summersault down*
So in reality your just a stupid pink-black spider.

MP: silence you insignificant worm! I shall enjoy squatting you!
*launches beam at samus*

*samus easily dodges the beam*
samus: Is that the best you can do? I thought you where supposed to be super strong. Now lets whipe that grin of your face.
*turns on wavebuster*

MP: ouch! turn it of turn it off! *turns white* HAHAHAHAH now your tiny litlle arm cannon can't hurt me! I am superior!*ice spreader freezes MP*

samus: ow shut up you are soooo boring!

*MP turns yellow*

samus: ow right more colors. Let me guess you play taxi when nobody is around.

MP: How'd you know! I thought I payed the space pirates for their silence!

samus: *stunned* eeeeh... you get more scarry every time you open your mouth you know.

MP: AAAAARGGGGH. SHUT UP!!! Now face the wrath of my special melee attack!

samus: I'm 20 meters away you stupid.

*MP turns on tractorbeam*

samus: right first taxi now tractor. *shoots supe rmissile at MP*

MP: ouch that hurts you know! I'll guess i have no choise to change color again.

samus: let me guess you're going to turn red.

MP: *shocked* how'd you know!
*turns red*

samus: a 2 months old baby could predict! Why do you change colors anyway?

MP: its because the random nature of phazon.

samus: random?? So why are you allways vurnerable to one of my beams then? *Shoots charged plasma at MP*

MP: aaaaargggg its burning!!! *runs away through the wall, but trips and falls down*

Roy

2004-02-27 04:04:45 pm

i could do the Hive-Mecha:

*Samus wants tu run to the missile launcher,but steps on the swith to trigger Hive-Mecha*

Hive Mecha:You have no chance to escape now,wasps:ATTACK!!!

Samus:I'm not afraid of you...

Hive Mecha:Well,we will see

*Wasps begins to cirkle around samus*

Samus:Is that all you got!

Hive Mecha:No,i can cook,do the laundry,water the plants,mow the grass....HEY WAIT,we are supposed to fight!

Samus:*Killed the wasps*Ok,next!

Hive mecha:*releases more wasps*Oh,and DO NOT fire at the red thingie here,its my weak spot you know

Samus:...

Hive mecha:....Crap!

Samus:Thnx for the hint!

*blasts Hive Mecha and kills it*

Well,that was easy,NEXT!

Metroid Prime

2004-02-27 04:36:18 pm

Samus: Do you have to ruin everything?

Ridley: Well, as a matter of fact, yes.

Samus: You suck eggs.

Ridley: My mother taught me good!

Samus: Okay, can we just get down to fighting already?

Ridley: Fine, very well. We will each get one hour of thinking of how to beat the opposer.

One hour later...

Commentator 1: Let the match begin!

The Annoying Bell: Ding, ding, DONG!

Ridley: I'm gonna squish you so hard you won't even feel it! *Stomps on the Artifact Temple, missing Samus by an inch or two*

Samus: Oh really? Activate Boost Sequence! *Rolls into her Morph Ball and boosts into Ridley*

Commentator 1: So, Bob, how do you think this match is going so far?

Commentator 2: Well, Bill, Samus seems to be winning right now, but that means nothing. Ridley could come back stronger that ever.

Ridley: Oh, how it burns, how it burns so badly!

Commentator 1: Okay, Ridley pretty much lost right now.

Commentator 2: Yup, you said it, Bill.

Ridley: Shut the heck up you Flickerbat Faces!

Commentator 1 and 2: *Sob*

Ridley: *Swings claws at the commentators, throwing them off of the Artifact Temple*

Samus: Caught you off guard! Die you... you... now what was the word I was looking for... oh yes... I forgot again! Nevermind! Die! Rapid Fire Missiles! *Uses Rapid Fire Missiles Techinique to beat the living snot out of Ridley, defeating him* Boo yeah! Uh huh, oh yeah! Victory dance! Do the hustle! Doo, doo, da da!

Samus:  Do you have to ruin [i]everything[/i]?

Ridley:  Well, as a matter of fact, yes.

Samus:  You suck eggs.

Ridley:  My mother taught me good!

Samus:  Okay, can we just get down to fighting already?

Ridley:  Fine, very well.  We will each get one hour of thinking of how to beat the opposer.

One hour later...

Commentator 1:  Let the match begin!

The Annoying Bell:  Ding, ding, DONG!

Ridley:  I'm gonna squish you so hard you won't even feel it!  *Stomps on the Artifact Temple, missing Samus by an inch or two*

Samus:  Oh really?  Activate Boost Sequence!  *Rolls into her Morph Ball and boosts into Ridley*

Commentator 1:  So, Bob, how do you think this match is going so far?

Commentator  2:  Well, Bill, Samus seems to be winning right now, but that means nothing.  Ridley could come back stronger that ever.

Ridley:  Oh, how it burns, how it burns so badly!

Commentator 1:  Okay, Ridley pretty much lost right now.

Commentator 2:  Yup, you said it, Bill.

Ridley:  Shut the heck up you Flickerbat Faces!

Commentator 1 and 2:  *Sob*

Ridley:  *Swings claws at the commentators, throwing them off of the Artifact Temple*

Samus:  Caught you off guard!  Die you... you... now what was the word I was looking for... oh yes... I forgot again!  Nevermind!  Die!  Rapid Fire Missiles!  *Uses Rapid Fire Missiles Techinique to beat the living snot out of Ridley, defeating him*  Boo yeah!  Uh huh, oh yeah!  Victory dance!  Do the hustle!  Doo, doo, da da!

Metroid Menace

2004-02-27 07:00:41 pm

HEHEHE ^_^ All good all good, I enjoy this very much so but, I dont mean to digress or anything but, Can you really get through the Frigate Crash place without Gravity Suit? I got almost all the way through, but I got to these bubble in a morgh ball tunnel and I just floated all the way up (where the 2nd Energy tank is...) And it is impossible for me to get down... :( Is there no way to get through or what?

Light of Day

2004-02-27 07:05:43 pm

If you have the boost ball, you can boost downwards in underwater morph ball tunnels. I think you get past the bubbles that way.

skynes

2004-02-28 02:00:22 pm

I just skip the frigate entirely bu BJ over the gate in Great Tree Hall :S

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Giant Petunia.... nice one there...
There's are getting good. Let's see if I can think of another.

Samus at Wave Trooper - What the hell is that!?!?

Wave Trooper - Muhahaha Samus, we have reverse engineered your weaponry! NOW WE shall have the last laugh!!! Muhahahaha

*Samus shoots WT with Super Missile which bounces off*

WT - Muhahahaha I am invulnerable to ALL your weaponry!!

Samus - Well actually... ur not...

WT - What!? How come!?

Samus - My scanner thingy says ur weak against Wave Beam....

WT - It does?

Samus - Yup... *charges WaveBuster*

WT - OH CRRAAAA... *ZAP!*