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arkarian:
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registered on 2004-09-01 04:15:32 pm.
 
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haha the walking, awesome
arkarian:
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so that got me watching a bunch of standup, this chick is pretty good

Idkbutlike2:
registered on 2009-01-02 07:16:09 pm.
 
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Ha! I used to love these commercials:
Poision Envy:
registered on 2008-10-25 08:56:26 pm.
 
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Death to skinfags, sieg heil.
just what the ffffffffuck hollywood? I mean this HAS to be a joke right? Like something TheOnion made or something.
Idkbutlike2:
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Wow, that's almost as good as Modern Warfare's plots. A+ movie right there.
Idkbutlike2:
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Everlasting Turquoise
All it's missing is a rise of a second Russian communist regime.
tomatobob:
registered on 2004-03-27 12:44:30 am.
 
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Man if it was way more self serious that movie would be the best. A dumb b movie that treats itself one is no fun.

It's like all the dumb spoof movies that try to follow Airplane. Airplane is amazing because nobody appears to realize it's a joke, if they were all haha check it out that old lady's talking jive it would have been shit. Or like those old monster movies where the monster is a gila monster filmed on a miniature set or a dude in a cheesy suit.

You can't have them all laughing at the moon nazis, they have to be fucking mortified at the thought of nazis in flying saucers. No matter how dumb it is.

Stop getting dumb movies wrong you assholes, they used to be fun. Sad
arkarian:
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see that's where snakes on a plane did it right ... for some reason people like to hate on that movie though
tomatobob:
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Think most people missed the point of Snakes on a Plane, tried to look at it as a film and not a dumb thing you'd watch at midnight with a bunch of drunk idiots/friends and have a good time. It also got a lot of hype and I guess people thought it was for reasons besides "Gonna be fucking dumb."
arkarian:
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it's as if japanese people don't think like normal human beings
Poision Envy:
registered on 2008-10-25 08:56:26 pm.
 
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What can you expect from a country nuked twice
Poision Envy:
registered on 2008-10-25 08:56:26 pm.
 
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Death to skinfags, sieg heil.
surely that's fake though, right? like they were like "This is what happens if a rhino escapes" or something. yeah, it has to be.
Poision Envy:
registered on 2008-10-25 08:56:26 pm.
 
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Death to skinfags, sieg heil.
"In comical scenes zoo keepers and police at Ueno Zoo in Tokyo battled with the giant papier mâché rhinoceros as part of an animal escape drill in the aftermath of an earthquake."

yeah okay.


Stil, the top rated comment is great. "The Japanese are fucked if a real rhino gets out", haha.
arkarian:
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yeah it's a drill, but it's not a drill that would actually prepare them for a real escape

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What can you expect from a country nuked twice

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Quietus:
registered on 2008-09-13 07:03:27 pm.
 
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Hehe, I love the way that none of the scenario assumes they're dealing with a pissed off rhino, who's charging the shit out of everything. aiwebs_011
BioSpark:
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registered on 2005-08-07 09:14:49 pm.
 
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love how the two dudes in there just gingerly walk around. yeah they'd be fucked if a real one got out
tomatobob:
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Don't know what they need a drill for, the clear method of dealing with a rampaging rhino is "Get the fuck out the way."
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Death to skinfags, sieg heil.
god forbid a grizzly gets out. Then they're super fucked.


All you have to worry about with a rhino is one of them charging you with their horn. A grizzly has like, a crapload of claws and stuff.
tomatobob:
registered on 2004-03-27 12:44:30 am.
 
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I'd probably be more worried about the rhino, a grizzly gets you you might survive largely intact, rhino gets you and you're pretty well fucked. They're faster than they look.
Poision Envy:
registered on 2008-10-25 08:56:26 pm.
 
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Death to skinfags, sieg heil.
I guess if it tramples you then you're SOL, since those things weigh a ton.
Quietus:
registered on 2008-09-13 07:03:27 pm.
 
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I've always said that if there was any animal intent on doing me harm, I'd like it to be anything than a shark.  My example has always been that if you're on the plains, and a lion decides it's going to eat you, there's at least some chance (however slim) that you might get to safety before you are eaten, but nobody stands a chance of outswimming a shark.
tomatobob:
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Sharks are far less interested in you as food than lions or bears, though.

What you really don't want after you is a hippo. Hippos will kill you simply because they feel like it and nothing stops a hippo.
Poision Envy:
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Death to skinfags, sieg heil.
If anyone gets attacked by a shark, or any kind of ocean-dwelling animal, they get NO sympathy from me. Do you have gills? Do you have fins? NO you don't, stay out of the ocean, humans aren't meant to be there, dumbass.
arkarian:
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i love the ocean ;(
Poision Envy:
registered on 2008-10-25 08:56:26 pm.
 
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Death to skinfags, sieg heil.
you can love it all you want

doesn't mean you belong there though

and if you get butt-raped by a pack of dolphins I won't feel bad for you