Hi-Jump boots

rekameohs:

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rekameohs

2011-10-04 02:20:30 am

Anywhere, everywhere

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hi sounds the same as high. Lo sounds like Low.

mind blown

P.JMan:

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P.JMan

2011-10-04 10:21:09 am

I like Big Butts and I can not lie

It's because the boots are hi-tech

Quietus:

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Quietus

2011-10-04 10:27:23 am

Super Secret Area - Dead Ahead!

It's because Samus got excited, launched herself upward, and yelled "These boots are really cool. They let you ump really hi-"

...before smashing her head into a low ceiling.

P.JMan:

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P.JMan

2011-10-04 10:36:45 am

I like Big Butts and I can not lie

Where's the Google+ +1 when you need it

Behemoth:

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Behemoth

2011-10-04 02:09:23 pm

Da hell wid you :)

Quote from Loudclaw:

hi sounds the same as high. Lo sounds like Low.

we've been enlightened

Tyjet66:

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Tyjet66

2011-10-05 05:17:08 am

Where am I?

Quote from Loudclaw:

hi sounds the same as high. Lo sounds like Low.

You, sir are a true genius! Thank you for your wisdom!

Loudclaw:

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Loudclaw

2011-10-05 05:01:53 pm

I <3 Samus Aran!

O.o Ummmmm....Thank you? I was just explaining why we used Hi and Lo...Lo and Hi are commonly used as abbreviations, so that must be why they're used, guys. I'm not like Einstien. I'm not THAT much of a genius. Oh, wait.... YOU WERE BEING SARCASTIC!

sabata2:

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sabata2

2011-10-05 05:04:00 pm

ANKOKU

Quote from Loudclaw:

Oh, wait.... YOU WERE BEING SARCASTIC!

He's catching on.

Loudclaw:

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Loudclaw

2011-10-05 05:18:11 pm

I <3 Samus Aran!

...You suck. Maybe you want to burn? Or freeze? Or even...Get a STRONG ELECTRIC SHOCK?

Quietus:

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Quietus

2011-10-05 06:12:57 pm

Super Secret Area - Dead Ahead!

Quote from Loudclaw:

Maybe you want to burn? Or freeze? Or even...Get a STRONG ELECTRIC SHOCK?

You're not doing yourself any favours by spouting random statements like this. Neutral

Loudclaw:

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Loudclaw

2011-10-05 07:15:23 pm

I <3 Samus Aran!

Why were you being sarcastic? I HATE sarcastic ppl

sabata2:

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sabata2

2011-10-05 07:21:04 pm

ANKOKU

Dude, EVERYONE on this site has been sarcastic to you SINCE YOU SHOWED UP.

We were trying to make it painfully obvious, and since you (apparently) didn't catch on until JUST NOW, no one's going to care that you don't like it.

As for why: You showed up to the forum that houses the people who's made, hold, and consistently break records for metroid games, and claimed "Guru status".