always move fast
i just came across a (mostly finished) rap song that i wrote several years ago. i figured it was too incredible to keep to myself, so here we are. try not to be too amazed by my lyrical genius.
i try to live my life just like i'm julius caesar.
my obstacles are popsicles; they go in the freezer.
i bet this is the second hippest song ya ever heard
cause just like all the pronouns you're a subordinate word
yo, yo, i'm hotter than a cup of tea
you go to school and i get a degree
you go to prison and i get set free
you count to ten, but i count to three
at gettysburg i beat robert e lee
the eight legged octopus under the sea
the proletariat above the bourgeoisie
the upper class urinal holds royal pee
i'm the motha-ucking capital of tennessee
i play halo and get a killing spree
i put the r.o.t. in r.o.t.c.
i'm a polynomial to the highest degree
i come in first place in every grand prix
when i enter a room, people get down on one knee
i'll take you more places than a skeleton key
i'll take you more places than some l.s.d.
i can outrun the l.a.p.d.
my teeth shine brighter than a christmas tree
a b c d e f g
ya'll don't wanna mess with me
or i'll go off on you like t.n.t.
leave you alone to pick up debris
radioactive like marie curie
i'm the founding father of democracy
where my single voice is the majority
and i'll uphold it with any means necessary
but i don't make any laws, i just give my decrees
i was born and raised in tallahassee
standing tall as a tree that's 6 foot 3
i start more wars than george w. b.
you make like the french, leg it, and flee
i try to live my life just like i'm julius caesar.
my obstacles are popsicles; they go in the freezer.
i bet this is the second hippest song ya ever heard
cause just like all the pronouns you're a subordinate word
yo, yo, i'm hotter than a cup of tea
you go to school and i get a degree
you go to prison and i get set free
you count to ten, but i count to three
at gettysburg i beat robert e lee
the eight legged octopus under the sea
the proletariat above the bourgeoisie
the upper class urinal holds royal pee
i'm the motha-ucking capital of tennessee
i play halo and get a killing spree
i put the r.o.t. in r.o.t.c.
i'm a polynomial to the highest degree
i come in first place in every grand prix
when i enter a room, people get down on one knee
i'll take you more places than a skeleton key
i'll take you more places than some l.s.d.
i can outrun the l.a.p.d.
my teeth shine brighter than a christmas tree
a b c d e f g
ya'll don't wanna mess with me
or i'll go off on you like t.n.t.
leave you alone to pick up debris
radioactive like marie curie
i'm the founding father of democracy
where my single voice is the majority
and i'll uphold it with any means necessary
but i don't make any laws, i just give my decrees
i was born and raised in tallahassee
standing tall as a tree that's 6 foot 3
i start more wars than george w. b.
you make like the french, leg it, and flee
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